Random Thoughts: Give a Fish

Posted on October 29, 2012 9:34 am

Buttercup responding to a “No” from SarahK: “I’m not asking you.” I think we’re in trouble…

So was refusing to send help to the consulate in Benghazi a gutsy call?

Why do Republicans want to cut funding for Planned Parenthood which gives women an equal number of mammograms and unicorn rides?

Polling makes it seem pretty certain Romney is going to win the popular vote, but it would be nice to see him ahead in one poll in OH.

I don’t get why the wristwatch was ever invented. Is there really a market for people too lazy to check their cellphone for what time it is?

The human brain should really come with a warning that its logic functions are still in beta.

Your vote matters… if “matters” is shorthand for “being composed of matter.” So electronic voting doesn’t matter.

So what do we make of it that the Democrats think getting as many ill-informed people to the polls as possible helps them?

The easiest way to get a coin to land on its side is when its in the air have Dick Morris predict “heads” and Bob Shrum predict “tails.”

With all his changing positions, we can’t be certain who Romney is beyond that he’ll be much more competent than Obama.

I believe voting should take a minimal effort because the survival of our country requires the disenfranchisement of the exceptionally lazy.

Give a man a fish, and you feed a man for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he’ll stop voting for Democrats.

According to Nate Silver, if you see it announced on Nov. 6th that Romney has won, Occam’s Razor says you got drunk and imagined it.

Is there a clearer sign of a hack than someone loudly asserting his objectivity?

So has anyone found a person who voted for McCain in ’08 and is voting for Obama this year?

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11 Responses to “Random Thoughts: Give a Fish”

  1. DamnCat says:

    “So has anyone found a person who voted for McCain in ’08 and is voting for Obama this year?”

    Yes – but they’re all dead.

  2. Dohtimes says:

    Good to see Frank’s Halloween skeleton isn’t missing it’s funnybone. After the election liberals will be asking each other “What’s the Mitter with you”?

  3. Matt Musson says:

    Teach a man to fish… and soon he will be keeping worms in the refrigerator.

  4. Peregrine John says:

    “Give a man a fish, and you feed a man for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he’ll stop voting for Democrats.”

    I heart this so much.

  5. Iowa Jim says:

    Polling makes it seem pretty certain Romney is going to win the popular vote, but it would be nice to see him ahead in one poll in OH.

    Here ya go:

    http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/elections/election_2012/election_2012_presidential_election/ohio/election_2012_ohio_president

    I haven’t yet seen a poll for all-important Oiho, however.

  6. John says:

    Just out. Romney 50 Obama 48 in Ohio baby!

  7. EdthePastor says:

    So who got pt in time-out, you or Buttercup?

  8. Dohtimes says:

    Frank, you should take no solace in knowing that Buttercup will never ask you for a new Porsche.

  9. Fly says:

    I don’t give a carp, I teach how to carp.

    I’m confused: is energy matter or isn’t it? Darn you Einstein!

  10. Jimmy says:

    “I’m not asking you.”

    So, which one of you did she pick that up from? Hmmm?

  11. Ogrrre says:

    Jimmy, considering that is Mrs. Frank J holding the guns in the t-shirt adds on the right, who do you think?

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