Random Thoughts: Pity the Flu

No one told me NIST approved a new hash standard. FAIL, Twitter. FAIL.

I wonder if Ann Romney has trained her horse to dance Gangnam style.

If I could ever travel faster than the speed of light I’d go back in time and punch Einstein.

Stephanie Cutter used to work for Ted Kennedy? She’s even more horrible a person than I imagined.

If Romney ties Obama with women, but Obama is way behind with men, why isn’t there more talk of how Obama’s sissiness scares away men?

The main thing I learned from the VP debate was that after getting dosed with Joker venom, you crash hard.

Is it just me, or is Candy kind of a stripper name?

Good joke for Romney to start the night with – To Moderator: “Well, I hope you brought enough Candy for everyone.”

If it’s real undecided voters in the town meeting debate tomorrow, aren’t their questions going to be really dumb?

They should do a sequel to Face Off where the criminal and crook get their Facebook pages swapped.

So the Gallup poll is stupid and wrong but the WaPo D +9 poll is perfectly cromulent?

Aren’t questions from undecided voters going to be things like, “What’s a good question to ask?”

Romney shouldn’t have mentioned Big Bird. Everyone like Big Bird. Instead, he should have promised to end Abby Cadabby.

Wow. I just realized some of my tax dollars go to Abby Cadabby. That’s an injustice right up there with slavery.

Free Idea: Hire Mr. T for flu shot ad campaigns. “I pity the flu!”

The ground game is crucial for the upcoming election because you can’t vote in a plane.

Nothing reminds my wife of things she needs me to do like the sound of my butt hitting the couch.

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  1. “If it’s real undecided voters in the town meeting debate tomorrow, aren’t their questions going to be really dumb?”

    There really should be a law. If, by this point in the campaign, you still don’t know who you’re voting for, you should be legally declared too stupid to vote.

  2. Sorry Frank J, but Big Bird was always strange/creepy to me.
    Give me Cookie Monster everyday, at least until his sweet tooth
    was removed.

    BTW, did you notice in the BB Ad that all the bad guys were taken
    down when Bush was Pres?


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