Random Thoughts: Pity the Flu

Posted on October 16, 2012 9:50 am

No one told me NIST approved a new hash standard. FAIL, Twitter. FAIL.

I wonder if Ann Romney has trained her horse to dance Gangnam style.

If I could ever travel faster than the speed of light I’d go back in time and punch Einstein.

Stephanie Cutter used to work for Ted Kennedy? She’s even more horrible a person than I imagined.

If Romney ties Obama with women, but Obama is way behind with men, why isn’t there more talk of how Obama’s sissiness scares away men?

The main thing I learned from the VP debate was that after getting dosed with Joker venom, you crash hard.

Is it just me, or is Candy kind of a stripper name?

Good joke for Romney to start the night with – To Moderator: “Well, I hope you brought enough Candy for everyone.”

If it’s real undecided voters in the town meeting debate tomorrow, aren’t their questions going to be really dumb?

They should do a sequel to Face Off where the criminal and crook get their Facebook pages swapped.

So the Gallup poll is stupid and wrong but the WaPo D +9 poll is perfectly cromulent?

Aren’t questions from undecided voters going to be things like, “What’s a good question to ask?”

Romney shouldn’t have mentioned Big Bird. Everyone like Big Bird. Instead, he should have promised to end Abby Cadabby.

Wow. I just realized some of my tax dollars go to Abby Cadabby. That’s an injustice right up there with slavery.

Free Idea: Hire Mr. T for flu shot ad campaigns. “I pity the flu!”

The ground game is crucial for the upcoming election because you can’t vote in a plane.

Nothing reminds my wife of things she needs me to do like the sound of my butt hitting the couch.

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12 Responses to “Random Thoughts: Pity the Flu”

  1. Jimmy says:

    Frank, to keep abreast of hash standards, you need to eat it once and while. You should taste MY hash – made with the finest Yukon potatoes!

  2. Vaktatunnen says:

    A new hash standard? Duuuuuude! Whadda we do with the old hash?

  3. Son of Bob says:

    “If it’s real undecided voters in the town meeting debate tomorrow, aren’t their questions going to be really dumb?”

    There really should be a law. If, by this point in the campaign, you still don’t know who you’re voting for, you should be legally declared too stupid to vote.

  4. DamnCat says:

    “I wonder if Ann Romney has trained her horse to dance Gangnam style.”

    Nope – it can only do The Pony.

  5. Jimmy says:

    But what about the “Mashed Potato?”

    That would be a Twist!

    Ba da ding!

  6. Mxymaster says:

    The strength of the adhesive that cements a husband’s rear to the sofa or easy chair is in direct proportion with the level of crisis in the thing that needs to be done.

  7. Jimmy says:

    Frank, you either have a loud couch – or a loud butt.

    Also, you’re either sitting on it too much – or not enough.

  8. CTCompromise says:

    “Stephanie Cutter used to work for Ted Kennedy?”

    She should be glad she wasn’t cute enough to drown in an Oldsmobile.

  9. steep says:

    Sorry Frank J, but Big Bird was always strange/creepy to me.
    Give me Cookie Monster everyday, at least until his sweet tooth
    was removed.

    BTW, did you notice in the BB Ad that all the bad guys were taken
    down when Bush was Pres?

  10. Writer says:

    If her picture is a real representation, then Candy has enough for everyone.

  11. Fly says:

    Candi is a stripper’s name. Candy is a diabetic’s name. These are NOT to be confused!

    Way to narrow it down the sitting situation, Jimmy, I agree.

  12. Corona says:

    I met Cinnamon Brown. Much prettier than Candi Funtubs.

    And Romney, remember, if things get a little too heated tonight, fall back to the tried and true. “…….you ATE A DOG!!!”

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