No one told me NIST approved a new hash standard. FAIL, Twitter. FAIL.
I wonder if Ann Romney has trained her horse to dance Gangnam style.
If I could ever travel faster than the speed of light I’d go back in time and punch Einstein.
Stephanie Cutter used to work for Ted Kennedy? She’s even more horrible a person than I imagined.
If Romney ties Obama with women, but Obama is way behind with men, why isn’t there more talk of how Obama’s sissiness scares away men?
The main thing I learned from the VP debate was that after getting dosed with Joker venom, you crash hard.
Is it just me, or is Candy kind of a stripper name?
Good joke for Romney to start the night with – To Moderator: “Well, I hope you brought enough Candy for everyone.”
If it’s real undecided voters in the town meeting debate tomorrow, aren’t their questions going to be really dumb?
They should do a sequel to Face Off where the criminal and crook get their Facebook pages swapped.
So the Gallup poll is stupid and wrong but the WaPo D +9 poll is perfectly cromulent?
Aren’t questions from undecided voters going to be things like, “What’s a good question to ask?”
Romney shouldn’t have mentioned Big Bird. Everyone like Big Bird. Instead, he should have promised to end Abby Cadabby.
Wow. I just realized some of my tax dollars go to Abby Cadabby. That’s an injustice right up there with slavery.
Free Idea: Hire Mr. T for flu shot ad campaigns. “I pity the flu!”
The ground game is crucial for the upcoming election because you can’t vote in a plane.
Nothing reminds my wife of things she needs me to do like the sound of my butt hitting the couch.