The Important Thing Is, the Germs Are Dead
In Connecticut, a woman was arrested for DUI after drinking half a bottle of hand sanitizer.
By the way, anyone else notice how clean Biden’s hands were before his debate?
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October 24th, 2012 at 11:02 am
I’m pretty sure based on his laughing at weird times he actually snorted the sanitizer.
October 24th, 2012 at 11:31 am
Oh great…Now we’ll only be able to buy hand sanitizer at special stores-and only during limited hours; after we FINALLY got the Puritan State to allow the sale of liquor for a couple of hours on Sunday…
October 24th, 2012 at 11:34 am
I didn’t notice his hands, but his teeth were blindingly clean. Her name wasn’t Josephine Bidenski by any chance, was it?
October 24th, 2012 at 11:43 am
Did you see how small that bottle was? No way it could contain the equivalent of 32 shots of Vodka. I smell rotgut.
October 24th, 2012 at 12:34 pm
Most useful thing that woman will ever have done is introduce the phrase “Smaller than a Connecticut shot glass” into the lexicon.
October 24th, 2012 at 1:12 pm
Besides the Germs should be dead after the way they bombed Pearl Harbor.