The Important Thing Is, the Germs Are Dead

Posted on October 24, 2012 8:00 am

In Connecticut, a woman was arrested for DUI after drinking half a bottle of hand sanitizer.

By the way, anyone else notice how clean Biden’s hands were before his debate?

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6 Responses to “The Important Thing Is, the Germs Are Dead”

  1. CarolyntheMommy says:

    I’m pretty sure based on his laughing at weird times he actually snorted the sanitizer.

  2. CTCompromise says:

    Oh great…Now we’ll only be able to buy hand sanitizer at special stores-and only during limited hours; after we FINALLY got the Puritan State to allow the sale of liquor for a couple of hours on Sunday…

  3. Fly says:

    I didn’t notice his hands, but his teeth were blindingly clean. Her name wasn’t Josephine Bidenski by any chance, was it?

  4. Jimmy says:

    Did you see how small that bottle was? No way it could contain the equivalent of 32 shots of Vodka. I smell rotgut.

  5. Dohtimes says:

    Most useful thing that woman will ever have done is introduce the phrase “Smaller than a Connecticut shot glass” into the lexicon.

  6. Dohtimes says:

    Besides the Germs should be dead after the way they bombed Pearl Harbor.

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