The Most Harmful to Science Are the “Pro-Science” People

Posted on October 31, 2012 1:00 pm

Meghan McCain and other similarly well-respected Science! experts have pointed out that hurricane Sandy proves global warming. That follows this Science! logic:

Big Hurricane = Global Warming because Science!

The left try to make hay about people who are “anti-science” and are ignorant about the scientific method, but that ignorance is unmatched by that of Science!’s biggest cheerleaders — profoundly dumb people who think Science! is this magical force they can invoke to settle any argument. They’re like a monkey with a gun — they know it’s powerful but they don’t have any clue how to properly wield it. If the proponent of global warming are so worried about respect to science, then clean up the dummies on your side first. How can you fault people for doubting something when the biggest proponent is non-scientist, C-student Al Gore?

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10 Responses to “The Most Harmful to Science Are the “Pro-Science” People”

  1. hatless in hattiesburg says:

    step 1: say “science!” real loud
    step 2: ???
    step 3: profit!

  2. Meghan McCain says:

    There were no hurricanes before humans. If there were, how come they all have human names? Did I put my bra on backwards again?

  3. Son of Bob says:

    Let me see if I’ve got this straight. According to liberals:

    An increase in hurricanes = Man-made Global Warming
    A decrease in hurricanes = Man-made Global Warming
    No change in the amount of hurricanes = Man-made Global Warming

    And,
    An increase in temperature = Man-made Global Warming
    A decrease in temperature = Man-made Global Warming
    No change in temperature = Man-made Global Warming

  4. seanmahair says:

    So all the hurricanes in the past 200 years (even when the world was undergoing a cooling trend) are the result of global warming right? No just the ones in the last 20 years because things have gotten so much worse? These people should be unemployable. They should not be allowed to make important decision. If they can’t think critically, if they are so inflamed by their own ideas, if they can’t be counted on to think logically they shouldn’t be in positions of authority. Not now not ever, find them a commune to live on, give them joints and call it a day.

  5. Jimmy says:

    And the rest of the Global Warming crowd doesn’t need Science! because…

    WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!11!!

  6. Writer says:

    the worst thing about “Global Warming” is that there are so many charlatines out there. These people have “adjusted” their proofs to gain the results that they wanted/expected when they began their project. This results in well meaning people treating it as Gospel. Unfortunately, by the time the truth comes to light, they already have a vested interest in the Global WSarming, and fear backing down now.

  7. Anthony Bialy says:

    Andrew Cuomo used the knowledge he gained at law school to proclaim that climate change is at fault. That’s two people who owe their fame to their daddies blaming Sandy on global warming, which of course means the science is settled.

  8. CarolyntheMommy says:

    Hey! Aren’t you just a big, brave fella making fun of Al Gore while you sit here and blog on the internet he created?

  9. plentyobailouts says:

    Can someone who knows science! Please! please! please! tell me how to get this global warming off of my shoe!!!

  10. Jimmy says:

    Plenty, the same way you get peanut butter off the roof of your mouf: you scrape it off.

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