According to published report, the air in New York City is full of rubber, dead skin cells, and rust.
There’s only one thing that would cause all three of these items to appear with abundance: New York is being overrun with horny replicants.
Don’t look at this as a bad thing. Think of it as an opportunity. If the GOP can sway the horny replicant vote, the state could end up in Romney’s column in November.
Can you think of any current Democrat constituency that is less creepy than a Nexus 7? I didn’t think so.