The new demographic

Posted on October 8, 2012 10:00 am

According to published report, the air in New York City is full of rubber, dead skin cells, and rust.

There’s only one thing that would cause all three of these items to appear with abundance: New York is being overrun with horny replicants.

Don’t look at this as a bad thing. Think of it as an opportunity. If the GOP can sway the horny replicant vote, the state could end up in Romney’s column in November.

Can you think of any current Democrat constituency that is less creepy than a Nexus 7? I didn’t think so.

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8 Responses to “The new demographic”

  1. plentyobailouts says:

    “According to published report, the air in New York City is full of rubber, dead skin cells, and rust.”

    And that is just around one of bloomingidiots speeches.

    You have to wonder where their precious epa is when heir bloombergermeister or the clown in the white house speaks.

  2. Marc says:

    When the White House gets word of the replicants switching to the GOP the replicants will be retired en masse through drone strikes….for National Security of course.

  3. seanmahair says:

    I’m sorry is that a news item? I’m not sure where the “new” information is. Is it that people are just now coming to this realization? How much in New York is made from rubber (surely not just condoms)? How many people do and have lived in New York? That many people produce dead skin cells. And again, what are buildings in New York build out of? Paper, cardboard, Bamboo? No, that would be concrete and steel, which rusts. Again I ask is this really news or yet another pathetic distraction from the morass we find ourselves in?

    Journalism the new definition of mendacity.

  4. Basil says:

    I think we now have conclusive proof seanmahair is a replicant. But, hopefully a member of Replicants for Romney.

  5. Jimmy says:

    The dead cell count is probably higher at 05:00 when we all slough our skin cells like molting snakes.

    But it wouldn’t be from replicants because they don’t slough. Not even seanmahair!

  6. Dohtimes says:

    Suffering from accelerated decrepitude was a lot more fun when I shared a can of WD-40 with Pris, but the Obamaton’s accelerated turpitude does nothing for a rusty joint. Plus you never, ever tell anybody you have a rusty joint, especially the captain of the Choom Gang. By the way, if you add a U to Pris you get accelerated decrepitude called the Prius.

  7. CTCompromise says:

    “According to published report, the air in New York City is full of rubber, dead skin cells, and rust.”
    I’m guessing the tests were done during, or shortly after, OWS..
    1) The rubber is really latex from the “responsible ones”: i.e. Colombia Law students..at THEIR OWN COST, may I add!!)
    2) The dead skin cells…well, we all know where those came from…eewwwwhh I hoped I’d never have THAT picture in my head again.
    3) The rust is from the plethera of S.O.S. pads in the park. Strange how hippies with no dishes needed so many pot cleaners…..

  8. seanmahair says:

    I have been accused of being a lot of things but never a replicant. It is true though that if I were a replicant I would be a replicant for Romney. Better that than a Zombie for Obambie.

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