The Ultimate Secret to Writing Humor for the Internet
[High Praise! to Hatless in Hattiesburg]
As someone who spends WAY too much time thinking about how to be funny (as opposed to actually BEING funny) I found these hilarious:
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“Three people of different nationalities walk into a bar. Two of them say something smart, and the third one makes a mockery of his fellow countrymen by acting stupid.”
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“Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.”
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Q: “How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?”
A: “A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.”
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There once was an X from place B,
Who satisfied predicate P,
The X did thing A,
In a specified way,
Resulting in circumstance C.
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Q: How many geeks does it take to ruin a joke?
A: You mean nerd, not geek. And not joke, but riddle. Proceed.
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I suppose I could add
Q: Why did the person of specified characteristic perform a common task incorrectly?
A: Because they’re stupid.
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October 13th, 2012 at 10:42 pm
If you’re a democrat, it’s simple because you just ask an inane question based on a democrat-spread falsehood, then add the punchline “George W Bush.” Hilarity ensues.
October 14th, 2012 at 10:28 am
Q: What do you call a person of any non protected status who says anything critical of a democrat of any race?
A: Racist.
October 14th, 2012 at 11:16 am
Q: How many geeks does it take to ruin a joke?
A: You mean nerd, not geek. And not joke, but riddle. Proceed.
And we welcome Dr Sheldon Cooper to IMAO……Live long and prosper Shelly.
October 14th, 2012 at 12:02 pm
An optomist sees their glass as half full.
A pesssimist sees their glass as half empty.
An engineer sees their glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
October 15th, 2012 at 12:23 am
What is the difference between a duck?
One webbed foot is both the same.
October 15th, 2012 at 8:40 am
Sheldon Cooper humor.