Volcano Mystery Finally Solved
A team of University of Southampton geologists say they have uncovered the “trigger” mechanism that causes volcanoes to erupt.
Turns out it’s Al Gore angering the volcano gods by blaming eruptions on global warming.
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October 22nd, 2012 at 8:31 am
How can they be sure that it isn’t the result of Michael Moore eating too many re-fried beans?
October 22nd, 2012 at 8:32 am
There is too much. Let me sum up:
Volcanoes happen when the “special nodules” in the “volcano documents” (a.k.a. the Volcano Diaries) are heated and become “mushy.”
On second thought, the authors could well be describing a marshmallow roast.
October 22nd, 2012 at 10:30 am
one of the Climate Change nutballs have ever been able to explain how they account for the volcanic CO2 emissions emissions.
They did admit that Mt. St. Helens eruption emitted more than the entire Industrial Revolution.
They will not discuss the Krakatoa explosion estimated at 5000 times as powerful.
No, it is all human caused CO2.
October 22nd, 2012 at 10:55 am
Ya think?
October 22nd, 2012 at 12:26 pm
Gore may need to sacrifice a virgin to the volcano gods. Unfortunately, there’s no such thing as a liberal virgin…except possibly Helen Thomas.
October 22nd, 2012 at 1:27 pm
Younger magma has no respect at all for older magma.
October 22nd, 2012 at 1:56 pm
Yeah, Burma, there seems to be a ‘generation gap’ between the older and younger magmas. Who knew?
October 22nd, 2012 at 4:43 pm
Jimmy has erupted a time or ten when mixing with hot young magma, but thank goodness he has so far kept that off the internets. But remember Jimmy, if you erupt like that in Italy, warn your partner it’s coming because if she feels the earth move you could wind up in jail.
October 22nd, 2012 at 6:02 pm
Yeah, Doh, and some here might not know that the Italians actually prosecuted that seismologist for NOT warning them about a devastating mixing event!
October 23rd, 2012 at 8:12 pm
Jimmy, I think the seismologists were prosecuted for not inviting the prosecutors to a mixing event.