You Won’t Believe What’s in Obama’s 2nd Term Plan Pamphlet
President Obama has released a 20-page booklet revealing his plan for a second term.
It’s a little scary – it’s just “All work and no play makes Barack a dull boy” over and over.
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October 31st, 2012 at 8:19 am
eerily reminiscent of a great scene from an underrated movie, 3 amigos:
carmen: “what is the plan?”
dusty: “first, we break into el guapo’s fortress.”
carmen: “and that you’ve done. now what?”
dusty: “well, we didn’t actually expect the first part of the plan to work, so we have no further plan. sometimes you can over plan these things…”
October 31st, 2012 at 8:23 am
Lives in an old, big building where many others have lived over the years. Goofy-looking wife. Two young girls occasionally seen in the hallways.
Oh hell.
October 31st, 2012 at 8:32 am
My Halloween spookhouse features: Jason and his Chainsaw, Freddie and his knifes and scariest of all: Obama and his 2nd term!!!!
October 31st, 2012 at 8:38 am
I particularly like the “20 Greatest Golf Courses in the World” section, and his plan to play them all the first year of his second term.
October 31st, 2012 at 8:51 am
My dog could poop a better plan.
October 31st, 2012 at 8:51 am
…and did just a little while ago.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:02 am
redrum redrum redrum redrum redrum
October 31st, 2012 at 9:12 am
dneps dna xat dneps dna xat dneps dna xat dneps dna xat dneps dna xat
October 31st, 2012 at 9:21 am
Next to Michelle’s vegetable garden he plans to build a breeding kennel.
October 31st, 2012 at 12:51 pm
Actually the extra copies of the pamphlet are to be shredded and used in Moochelle’s garden as mulch. You wouldn’t want to pay out of pocket for mulch would you?
October 31st, 2012 at 1:38 pm
The mainstream media appears in the background as The Overlook.
October 31st, 2012 at 9:43 pm
He can use that booklet as a fire starter this winter in Chicago.