A Good Reason Not to Travel This Year
The TSA has warned that, during the holiday travel season, cakes and pies “are subject to additional screening.”
To avoid sexual harassment suits, all dessert patdowns will be conducted by Little Debbie.
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November 26th, 2012 at 8:02 pm
A GOOD REASON NOT TO TRAVEL THIS YEAR
The TSA.
There…I fixed it for you!
November 26th, 2012 at 8:04 pm
“To avoid sexual harassment suits, all dessert patdowns will be conducted by Little Debbie.”…Except in Dallas, of course
November 26th, 2012 at 11:11 pm
Comments are closed at http://www.imao.us/index.php/a-realistic-plan-for-world-peaceakanuke-the-moon/, so I am posting this here.
I just want to know if the post was satire or reality. See http://zeenews.india.com/news/world/us-planned-to-blow-up-moon-with-nuclear-bomb_812998.html
November 26th, 2012 at 11:12 pm
And if Little Debbie finds any Ding Dongs or Hö Hö’s, she’s gonna be one pissed-off cookie.
November 26th, 2012 at 11:24 pm
@3 – Way ahead of you:
http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/as-you-would-expect-imao-knew-about-the-governments-moon-nuking-plan-6-months-ago/
Anyway, Frank’s post was satire.
November 27th, 2012 at 12:23 am
Dang!
It must be a Really slow news day if news bureaus all over the world are talking about an idea that never got out of the planning stages in the 1950′s.
What will they talk about tomorrow?
Columbus claims to have discovered Western route to the Orient! Vikings dispute claims.
November 27th, 2012 at 12:39 am
Hummmmm! Guess I better not travel with any “Alice B. Toklas” brownies this year.
November 27th, 2012 at 9:04 am
As long as “Jim” from American Pie isn’t checking for tripwires.