A Good Reason Not to Travel This Year

Posted on November 26, 2012 8:00 pm

The TSA has warned that, during the holiday travel season, cakes and pies “are subject to additional screening.”

To avoid sexual harassment suits, all dessert patdowns will be conducted by Little Debbie.

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8 Responses to “A Good Reason Not to Travel This Year”

  1. CTCompromise says:

    The TSA.

    There…I fixed it for you!

  2. CTCompromise says:

    “To avoid sexual harassment suits, all dessert patdowns will be conducted by Little Debbie.”…Except in Dallas, of course

  3. Micky Fernandez says:

    Comments are closed at http://www.imao.us/index.php/a-realistic-plan-for-world-peaceakanuke-the-moon/, so I am posting this here.
    I just want to know if the post was satire or reality. See http://zeenews.india.com/news/world/us-planned-to-blow-up-moon-with-nuclear-bomb_812998.html

  4. Jimmy says:

    And if Little Debbie finds any Ding Dongs or Hö Hö’s, she’s gonna be one pissed-off cookie.

  5. Harvey says:

    @3 – Way ahead of you:


    Anyway, Frank’s post was satire.

  6. 4of7 says:

    It must be a Really slow news day if news bureaus all over the world are talking about an idea that never got out of the planning stages in the 1950’s.
    What will they talk about tomorrow?
    Columbus claims to have discovered Western route to the Orient! Vikings dispute claims.

  7. zzyzx says:

    Hummmmm! Guess I better not travel with any “Alice B. Toklas” brownies this year.

  8. Thor says:

    As long as “Jim” from American Pie isn’t checking for tripwires.

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