A Good Reason Not to Travel This Year

The TSA has warned that, during the holiday travel season, cakes and pies “are subject to additional screening.”

To avoid sexual harassment suits, all dessert patdowns will be conducted by Little Debbie.

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  1. Dang!
    It must be a Really slow news day if news bureaus all over the world are talking about an idea that never got out of the planning stages in the 1950’s.
    What will they talk about tomorrow?
    Columbus claims to have discovered Western route to the Orient! Vikings dispute claims.


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