My dad used to say jokes shouldn’t offend anyone. So he said for ethnic jokes you should use the Hittites, because God wiped them all out and there weren’t any Hittites left to offend. So he would start a joke. “There were these two Hittites, named Ole and Sven….”
Thanks Rodney, your dad was a wise and funny guy! I remember the Hittite jokes from grade school. Like, how many Hittites does it take to screw in a wick in an oil lamp? Or, the smallest scroll in the world is the scroll of Hittite survivalists. Or, did you hear who won the Miss Hittite beauty contest …. ? I always wondered where all of those Hittite jokes came from.
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