All Obama Requires Is This: a Simple Offering of Earth and Water
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Seriously, is there ANY line spoken by Xerxes that you can’t imagine Obama speaking?
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November 16th, 2012 at 7:27 pm
King Jerksies
November 16th, 2012 at 11:25 pm
So is Nancy Pelosi the deformed dude?
November 17th, 2012 at 10:43 am
I just keep picturing the orangutan or whatever the witch doctor from “The Lion King” was holding up Obama and all the animals heaving. But in truth, more than half the animals would have been thrilled. You know, the jackasses, hyenas, snakes, slugs, sloths, jackals, worms, toads….
November 17th, 2012 at 10:58 am
@3 – Interesting… Obama as Scar…
November 17th, 2012 at 12:36 pm
Seriously, is there ANY line spoken by Xerxes that you can’t imagine Obama speaking?
Yes.
Now my translation from the original Greek text is a mite rusty but I believe it runs along the lines of:
“Byotch, roll yer double-wide arse inta tha kitchen and grill me up a bacon double cheeseburger and bring me another Pabst Blue Ribbon!”
Such a classically-Xerxean utterance, I believe, would inspire an act of violent amateur dentistry from the very-Wookie-ish Lady One necessitating the talented services of a top-flight maxillofacial surgeon.