As a Former Sailor, I Can Attest to the Truth of This

Posted on November 15, 2012 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

You can tell this guy’s a Yankee because he didn’t say “here, hold my beer” before trying this.

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8 Responses to “As a Former Sailor, I Can Attest to the Truth of This”

  1. rodney dill says:

    If you’ve ever had a relative die right after saying, ‘Hey y’all, watch this,’ (and ‘hold my beer’) you must may be a redneck.

  2. CTCompromise says:

    …Maybe has a toddler and has watched “Aladdin” just tooooo many times.

  3. maddmedic says:

    Heh…There may be an archived picture of a large long haired red headed dude doing something similar a long time ago involving Everclear and Hawaiian Punch….
    ‘Here, hold my beer’ happens to be a Minnesota term…

  4. arik says:

    What do you do with a drunken sailor? Dude, What DON’T you do with a drunken sailor?

  5. CarolyntheMommy says:

    Oh Harvey darling, those of us from up north can go down stairs on a carpet without spilling a drop.

  6. plentyobailouts says:

    You can tell this guys a danged Yankee. No bullet holes in that cardboard. Amateur.

  7. Bunkerhillbilly says:

    That’s only a Yankee insofar as he may be a part-time CUNY student.

    New Englanders scoff at this sort of frat-rat stupidity. A real Southie hood-rat, for summertime S & Gs, flings him/herself off of the roof of a three-decker into a dumpster filled with foam padding and shipping popcorn while holding onto their Rolling Rock, sticks the landing on their back, and doesn’t spill a drop. You dont ask someone to hold your beer because that’s the fastest way to get dosed with something hallucinatory.

    Bullet holes in the cardboard?!? Really? Pfffffft! Bullet holes are for front windshields and radiators. Shotgun blasts are for driver’s-side windows. Target practice is done at the rock quarry.

    That’s just how people roll in Southie and on Dot Ave.

  8. Denis says:

    I have noticed, that since I’ve quit drinking, the number of ER visits per year has dropped.

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