As a Former Sailor, I Can Attest to the Truth of This
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You can tell this guy’s a Yankee because he didn’t say “here, hold my beer” before trying this.
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November 15th, 2012 at 7:09 pm
If you’ve ever had a relative die right after saying, ‘Hey y’all, watch this,’ (and ‘hold my beer’) you must may be a redneck.
November 15th, 2012 at 7:32 pm
…Maybe has a toddler and has watched “Aladdin” just tooooo many times.
November 15th, 2012 at 8:26 pm
Heh…There may be an archived picture of a large long haired red headed dude doing something similar a long time ago involving Everclear and Hawaiian Punch….
‘Here, hold my beer’ happens to be a Minnesota term…
November 15th, 2012 at 8:40 pm
What do you do with a drunken sailor? Dude, What DON’T you do with a drunken sailor?
November 16th, 2012 at 1:06 am
Oh Harvey darling, those of us from up north can go down stairs on a carpet without spilling a drop.
November 16th, 2012 at 9:57 am
You can tell this guys a danged Yankee. No bullet holes in that cardboard. Amateur.
November 16th, 2012 at 12:57 pm
That’s only a Yankee insofar as he may be a part-time CUNY student.
New Englanders scoff at this sort of frat-rat stupidity. A real Southie hood-rat, for summertime S & Gs, flings him/herself off of the roof of a three-decker into a dumpster filled with foam padding and shipping popcorn while holding onto their Rolling Rock, sticks the landing on their back, and doesn’t spill a drop. You dont ask someone to hold your beer because that’s the fastest way to get dosed with something hallucinatory.
Bullet holes in the cardboard?!? Really? Pfffffft! Bullet holes are for front windshields and radiators. Shotgun blasts are for driver’s-side windows. Target practice is done at the rock quarry.
That’s just how people roll in Southie and on Dot Ave.
November 21st, 2012 at 1:12 pm
I have noticed, that since I’ve quit drinking, the number of ER visits per year has dropped.