Comments on: As a Former Sailor, I Can Attest to the Truth of This http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/as-a-former-sailor-i-can-attest-to-the-truth-of-this/ Unfair. Unbalanced. Unmedicated. Fri, 24 May 2013 18:33:10 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 By: Denis http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/as-a-former-sailor-i-can-attest-to-the-truth-of-this/comment-page-1/#comment-360691 Denis Wed, 21 Nov 2012 18:12:43 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=31061#comment-360691 I have noticed, that since I’ve quit drinking, the number of ER visits per year has dropped.

]]> By: Bunkerhillbilly http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/as-a-former-sailor-i-can-attest-to-the-truth-of-this/comment-page-1/#comment-358171 Bunkerhillbilly Fri, 16 Nov 2012 17:57:01 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=31061#comment-358171 That’s only a Yankee insofar as he may be a part-time CUNY student.

New Englanders scoff at this sort of frat-rat stupidity. A real Southie hood-rat, for summertime S & Gs, flings him/herself off of the roof of a three-decker into a dumpster filled with foam padding and shipping popcorn while holding onto their Rolling Rock, sticks the landing on their back, and doesn’t spill a drop. You dont ask someone to hold your beer because that’s the fastest way to get dosed with something hallucinatory.

Bullet holes in the cardboard?!? Really? Pfffffft! Bullet holes are for front windshields and radiators. Shotgun blasts are for driver’s-side windows. Target practice is done at the rock quarry.

That’s just how people roll in Southie and on Dot Ave.

]]> By: plentyobailouts http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/as-a-former-sailor-i-can-attest-to-the-truth-of-this/comment-page-1/#comment-358059 plentyobailouts Fri, 16 Nov 2012 14:57:49 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=31061#comment-358059 You can tell this guys a danged Yankee. No bullet holes in that cardboard. Amateur.

]]> By: CarolyntheMommy http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/as-a-former-sailor-i-can-attest-to-the-truth-of-this/comment-page-1/#comment-357807 CarolyntheMommy Fri, 16 Nov 2012 06:06:43 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=31061#comment-357807 Oh Harvey darling, those of us from up north can go down stairs on a carpet without spilling a drop.

]]> By: arik http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/as-a-former-sailor-i-can-attest-to-the-truth-of-this/comment-page-1/#comment-357669 arik Fri, 16 Nov 2012 01:40:15 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=31061#comment-357669 What do you do with a drunken sailor? Dude, What DON’T you do with a drunken sailor?

]]> By: maddmedic http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/as-a-former-sailor-i-can-attest-to-the-truth-of-this/comment-page-1/#comment-357661 maddmedic Fri, 16 Nov 2012 01:26:11 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=31061#comment-357661 Heh…There may be an archived picture of a large long haired red headed dude doing something similar a long time ago involving Everclear and Hawaiian Punch….
‘Here, hold my beer’ happens to be a Minnesota term…

]]> By: CTCompromise http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/as-a-former-sailor-i-can-attest-to-the-truth-of-this/comment-page-1/#comment-357635 CTCompromise Fri, 16 Nov 2012 00:32:17 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=31061#comment-357635 …Maybe has a toddler and has watched “Aladdin” just tooooo many times.

]]> By: rodney dill http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/as-a-former-sailor-i-can-attest-to-the-truth-of-this/comment-page-1/#comment-357622 rodney dill Fri, 16 Nov 2012 00:09:06 +0000 http://www.imao.us/?p=31061#comment-357622 If you’ve ever had a relative die right after saying, ‘Hey y’all, watch this,’ (and ‘hold my beer’) you must may be a redneck.

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