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Interesting quote:

The Congress will not impeach Obama, and even if they by some miracle did, the Senate will never ever find him guilty. He could murder people live on TV with a chainsaw and Reid would make excuses and the Democratic party would ignore it while the MSM gave him points for style.

Oh my, that is some VIVID imagery.

Ok, time to see how well you can paint a word picture. Fill in the blank:

“Obama could _________________ and Reid would make excuses and the Democratic party would ignore it while the MSM gave him points for style.”

Do keep it PG-13, though. This isn’t “The Aristocrats”.

Although I admit that most tellings of “The Aristocrats” would fit just fine.

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  1. Obama could rape the American people with taxes and spend money worse than a drinker sailor and Reid would make excuses and the Democratic Party would ignore it while the MSM would give him points for style.

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  2. Obama could re-enact his night with larry sinclair live on tv and Reid would make excuses and the Democratic party would ignore it while the MSM gave him points for style. he also would become a recurring character on glee.

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  3. Obama could cover up a terrorist attack on our consulate in Libya, lie to the faces of the families of those killed about the cause, trot out a black female and then a white female to be the fall guys while claiming Mitt Romney is anti-women and the Reid would make excuses and the Democratic party would ignore it while the MSM gave him points for style.

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  4. Obama could grab a kitten by the tail and beat a puppy to death with it while shooting heroin into a blind hemophiliac crack baby and Reid would make excuses and the Democratic party would ignore it while the MSM gave him points for style.

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  5. Obama could turn a flamethrower on a roomful of quadriplegic Ethiopian orphans while engaging in a tergo coition with a poodle and call the latter act “stuffing the beast for Thanksgiving” and Reid would make excuses and the Democratic party would ignore it while the MSM gave him points for style.

    Obama could pimpslap Sandra Fluke and Reid would make excuses and the Democratic party would ignore it while the MSM gave him points for style.

    Obama could be caught patronizing a brothel in Bangkok filled with underaged hookers and Reid would make excuses and the Democratic party would ignore it while the MSM gave him points for style.

    Obama could be caught on video stating that he’s a disciple of Anton La Vey, and “really digs those kind of black masses”, and Reid would make excuses and the Democratic party would ignore it while the MSM gave him points for style

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  6. “Obama could create a cooking show based on “Canine Cuisine” while bending Joe Biden over a stove and putting the Constitution on the paper roll in his bathroom and Reid would make excuses and the Democratic party would ignore it while the MSM gave him points for style.”

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  7. Obama could say that the 9/11 attacks were our fault while in the Senate, say that the Muslim call to prayer was the most beautiful sound in the world and actually sing it while running for president, and then cover up a terrorist attack while running for reelection, and Reid would make excuses and the Democratic party would ignore it while the MSM gave him points for style.

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  8. “Obama could douse the eternal flame at John F. Kennedy’s grave with his pee and Reid would make excuses and the Democratic party would ignore it while the MSM gave him points for style.”

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  9. “Obama could have Eric Holder send shipments of bazookas to the heads of the Mexican drug cartels and Reid would make excuses and the Democratic party would ignore it while the MSM gave him points for style.”

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  10. Obama could announce his intention to nominate strict-constructionist, pro-life justices to the Federal Bench and express any doubt at all about Man-caused-Global-Warming or Gay-Marriage… and the Democratic party and the MSM would hang him from the tip of the Washington Monument and Reid would tie the noose.

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  11. “Obama could club a baby seal to death with a radioactive lump of oil shale taken from a strip mine in the heart of the Amazon rainforest using a bulldozer built by child slave labor and operated by a non-union driver and Reid would make excuses and the Democratic party would ignore it while the MSM gave him points for style.”

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