Fill in the Blank Fun!

Posted on November 22, 2012 12:00 pm

[High Praise! to Gunslinger’s Journal]

Interesting quote:

The Congress will not impeach Obama, and even if they by some miracle did, the Senate will never ever find him guilty. He could murder people live on TV with a chainsaw and Reid would make excuses and the Democratic party would ignore it while the MSM gave him points for style.

Oh my, that is some VIVID imagery.

Ok, time to see how well you can paint a word picture. Fill in the blank:

“Obama could _________________ and Reid would make excuses and the Democratic party would ignore it while the MSM gave him points for style.”

Do keep it PG-13, though. This isn’t “The Aristocrats”.

Although I admit that most tellings of “The Aristocrats” would fit just fine.

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28 Responses to “Fill in the Blank Fun!”

  1. Bix Dugan says:

    “Obama could do that routine from “The Aristocrats” and Reid would make excuses and the Democratic party would ignore it while the MSM gave him points for style.”

  2. frogmouth says:

    Obama could repeal the 14th amendment and Reid would make excuses and the Democratic party would ignore it while the MSM gave him points for style.

  3. Keith says:

    “Obama could piss on the Constitution in the well of the Senate and Reid would make excuses…”

  4. T-dog says:

    Obama could rape the American people with taxes and spend money worse than a drinker sailor and Reid would make excuses and the Democratic Party would ignore it while the MSM would give him points for style.

  5. Corsair says:

    Obama could have a televised affair with Nancy Pelosi and Reid would make excuses and the Democratic party would ignore it while the MSM gave him points for style.

  6. Rayfan87 says:

    Obama could urinate on the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier and Reid would make excuses and the Democratic party would ignore it while the MSM gave him points for style.

  7. g says:

    Obama could re-enact his night with larry sinclair live on tv and Reid would make excuses and the Democratic party would ignore it while the MSM gave him points for style. he also would become a recurring character on glee.

  8. CarolyntheMommy says:

    Obama could cover up a terrorist attack on our consulate in Libya, lie to the faces of the families of those killed about the cause, trot out a black female and then a white female to be the fall guys while claiming Mitt Romney is anti-women and the Reid would make excuses and the Democratic party would ignore it while the MSM gave him points for style.

  9. Harvey says:

    Obama could grab a kitten by the tail and beat a puppy to death with it while shooting heroin into a blind hemophiliac crack baby and Reid would make excuses and the Democratic party would ignore it while the MSM gave him points for style.

  10. Soylent Green says:

    __Eat Bo__

  11. Travelwise42 says:

    “Obama could put a leader in the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt in charge of stopping Hamas missiles from Gaza and Reid would make excuses and the Democratic party would ignore it while the MSM gave him points for style.”

  12. Bunkerhillbilly says:

    Obama could turn a flamethrower on a roomful of quadriplegic Ethiopian orphans while engaging in a tergo coition with a poodle and call the latter act “stuffing the beast for Thanksgiving” and Reid would make excuses and the Democratic party would ignore it while the MSM gave him points for style.

    Obama could pimpslap Sandra Fluke and Reid would make excuses and the Democratic party would ignore it while the MSM gave him points for style.

    Obama could be caught patronizing a brothel in Bangkok filled with underaged hookers and Reid would make excuses and the Democratic party would ignore it while the MSM gave him points for style.

    Obama could be caught on video stating that he’s a disciple of Anton La Vey, and “really digs those kind of black masses”, and Reid would make excuses and the Democratic party would ignore it while the MSM gave him points for style

  13. Travelwise42 says:

    “Obama could, under the guise of keeping them warm, set his family on fire and Reid would make excuses and the Democratic party would ignore it while the MSM gave him points for style.”

  14. Dolly Smith says:

    Obama could drop live turkeys from a helicopter and Reid would make excuses and the Democratic party would ignore it while the MSM gave him points for style.

  15. RMSGeek says:

    I don’t understand why this didn’t get more play. Oh, wait…riiiight….

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/media-having-trouble-finding-right-angle-on-obamas,2703/

    Happy Thankgiving everyone!

  16. Writer says:

    “Obama could create a cooking show based on “Canine Cuisine” while bending Joe Biden over a stove and putting the Constitution on the paper roll in his bathroom and Reid would make excuses and the Democratic party would ignore it while the MSM gave him points for style.”

  17. Critter says:

    …commit an un-natural act with a goat live on MSNBC….

  18. Harvey says:

    @17 – I thought that’s what they hired Chris Matthews for?

  19. Les says:

    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3189/2926282158_8b7f29a4ba.jpg

  20. Paul says:

    Obama could say that the 9/11 attacks were our fault while in the Senate, say that the Muslim call to prayer was the most beautiful sound in the world and actually sing it while running for president, and then cover up a terrorist attack while running for reelection, and Reid would make excuses and the Democratic party would ignore it while the MSM gave him points for style.

  21. Manolo says:

    “Obama could ride Nancy Pelosi like a $2 pony and Reid would make excuses and the Democratic party would ignore it while the MSM gave him points for style.”

  22. Manolo says:

    “Obama could kick a puppy through the uprights at Soldier Field and Reid would make excuses and the Democratic party would ignore it while the MSM gave him points for style.”

  23. Manolo says:

    “Obama could suck Rex Ryan’s toes then Tebow afterward and Reid would make excuses and the Democratic party would ignore it while the MSM gave him points for style.”

  24. Manolo says:

    “Obama could bitch slap Joe Biden during a State Dinner and Reid would make excuses and the Democratic party would ignore it while the MSM gave him points for style.”

  25. Manolo says:

    “Obama could douse the eternal flame at John F. Kennedy’s grave with his pee and Reid would make excuses and the Democratic party would ignore it while the MSM gave him points for style.”

  26. Manolo says:

    “Obama could have Eric Holder send shipments of bazookas to the heads of the Mexican drug cartels and Reid would make excuses and the Democratic party would ignore it while the MSM gave him points for style.”

  27. 4of7 says:

    Obama could announce his intention to nominate strict-constructionist, pro-life justices to the Federal Bench and express any doubt at all about Man-caused-Global-Warming or Gay-Marriage… and the Democratic party and the MSM would hang him from the tip of the Washington Monument and Reid would tie the noose.

  28. Manolo says:

    “Obama could club a baby seal to death with a radioactive lump of oil shale taken from a strip mine in the heart of the Amazon rainforest using a bulldozer built by child slave labor and operated by a non-union driver and Reid would make excuses and the Democratic party would ignore it while the MSM gave him points for style.”

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