On Tuesday afternoon Barack Obama knocked on my front door. I opened the door and there he stood holding that same galvanized bucket only it was full of horse manure. I asked what he wanted and he said that he was going door to door selling hope and change, and did I want to buy some. I looked in the bucket and said “Hope and Change? That’s horse crap.” He said “well, yeah, but so far today I’ve sold 59 million buckets full How can 59 million people be wrong? Are you suggesting that all those people don’t know the difference between hope and change and pure horse crap?” I said “well actually there is no difference”, and he said “right, so how many bucketful’s do you want? I bought two. But I didn’t vote for the lying commie. He’s the sorriest excuse for a President in the history of the world, but he’s one hell of a salesman.
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