Head Bucket Versus Iron Dome

Posted on November 21, 2012 11:30 am

So Israel’s new missile defense system, the Iron Dome, has been doing a pretty good job of deflecting the rockets that Hamas has been firing at them. This is even accounting for the fact that many such rockets are poorly aimed as Islamic militants have that nasty habit of yelling “Allah Akbar!” every time they pull a trigger…which totally throws off your aim.

What I want to know is, which is stronger: the Iron Dome, or the President’s head bucket? Because nothing seems to be getting through his head bucket. As in, stuff is getting real in the Middle East while he’s been roaming around Asia looking for more world leaders to insult or bow to.

For instance, remember when Bibi told the United Nations that Iran could “pass the red line”, or have enough weapons grade uranium to make a bomb by sometime around the middle of 2013? Well, the IAEA sort of confirmed it last week. This did not penetrate the head bucket.

What about the fact that Hezbollah, who is as much of an Iranian puppet as Hamas is, isn’t getting involved in this latest skirmish with Israel? Could that mean Iran is holding Hezbollah in reserve in case Israel decides to attack? That’s not getting through the head bucket either.

So, as great as the Iron Dome appears to be, it seems that our President’s head bucket is far more effective at keeping danger at bay. Or at least the knowledge of danger, and since knowing is half the battle, or something, that keeps him at least 50% safe. Right?

Until he takes the bucket off that is…if he ever does.

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6 Responses to “Head Bucket Versus Iron Dome”

  1. jw says:

    there once was a guy named obama
    who swaggered and smirked,”ain’t no drama”
    who would have guessed
    that what he did best
    was, with head in a bucket, cry “mama!”

  2. Son of Bob says:

    Your statement presumes that Obama actually wants to prevent the annihilation of Israel. That assumption is in question.

  3. Marc says:

    Don’t worry, Biden assured us during the debates that they would know when Iran is able to deliver a nuclear weapon…I am guessing they will know by the mushroom cloud over Tel Aviv.

  4. Son of Bob says:


    Yup. And then they’ll go out and apologize FOR Israel to the Iranians, as the attack will have been justified because of an anti-Islam video that Israel didn’t condemn.

  5. Dohtimes says:

    Never let a chance to create a crises go to waste when the Pinto president can ride in on his white horse, a day late and 16 billion dollars short.

  6. Matt Musson says:

    It is time to seriously begin preparing for a nuclear exchange in the middle east. Obama appears to believe that it is only ‘fair’ for Iran to have Nukes. So, when Iran hits Israel – Israel will hit everybody else. Mecca will be glowing glass, the Aswan dam will be a memory. Tehran, Jeddah, Babylon will all be gone.

    So, drill here and drill now – because the oil in the Middle East will be radioactive.

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