Comments on: How to Deal with Hamas

By: Hunter

Hunter — Tue, 20 Nov 2012 19:06:45 +0000

Keln, I think you’ve captured the entire “problem solving” spectrum there.

“…Either nuke it or rub some bacon on it.”

Since I assume I can eat the bacon afterwards, since I don’t waste bacon by rubbing it on something dirty, I’m going to classify this solution as “Deep Wisdom”.

Many thanks.

By: Keln

Keln — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 22:27:40 +0000

Hunter:

This really is just nuke the moon on a much smaller scale and in a specific application. That’s really all you have to know: to fix a problem either nuke it or rub some bacon on it

By: hwy93

hwy93 — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 22:06:12 +0000

If they delivered said nuke to Syria with a captured Iranian rocket fired from the Gaza strip, The problem might resolve itself. Appearently it’s not news when muslims kill each other and they can all have a martyrie good time.

By: Earthworm

Earthworm — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 20:38:20 +0000

That’s like pavlov’s “conditional reflex” concept, like if a libtard rings a bell, instead of a dog salivating Iran gets nuked. I bet they would stop ringing the bell very quickly. I bet that can even be automated, have some code running on a web server searching for those tweets, and upon finding one sends a signal to the launch pad.

I think you should contemplate similar systems for other scenarios, like:
* whenever Al Gore blames a severe weather event on global warming
* whenever Sandra Fluke complains about paying for contraceptives
* whenever Obama goes golfing
* etc.

By: Hunter

Hunter — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 19:37:20 +0000

“Nuke the Moon”
“Nuke Tents for Tweets”

Congrats, Keln, you’ve successfully proven that an attractive and dynamic political philosophy is the responsible and mature equivalent of an MMORPG.

Deal me in, I’m playing!

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 19:36:58 +0000

What’s all this fuss about humus, anyway? Afterall, it’s just mashed up chickpeas. Why do the Jews hate chickpeas so much? Have they tried flavoring it with some rock salt or their kosher spices?? And why do they send rockets to get rid of humus when they could just scrape it into the garbage disposal?! Haven’t they got something better to use their rockets on… like foreign enemies or something?

-This has been a moment with Miss Emily Lietella (Joe Biden’s biggest fan).

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 19:27:27 +0000

“You would think this cycle might eventually break, and by any of the parties involved.”

Our glorious leader will break the cycle when he manages to get The Muslim Brotherhood in charge of all countries involved.

By: Mike in OH

Mike in OH — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 18:00:43 +0000

And when they’re through with that, they could nuke Michael Moore! But it may take two or three and there’s no point in WASTING good nukes.

By: Tim

Tim — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 17:16:37 +0000

I think that’s a good plan, but they should probably work on a slogan first. Plans are worthless without slogans, and a good enough slogan can even make a plan unnecessary.
“Don’t rocket us, we’ll rock you”
“Little boom here make big boom there. Don’t boom”
“Welcome to Israel: rocket laws enforced by nukes”