I Am Capitalism, and I’ve Come to Shrink Your Electronics

Posted on November 22, 2012 3:00 pm

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6 Responses to “I Am Capitalism, and I’ve Come to Shrink Your Electronics”

  1. 4of7 says:

    … and it’s not only smaller, but does more, does it faster, costs less and uses less energy.
    It reminds me of an old joke from the 80’s – “Soviet Scientists proudly announced today their development of the worlds largest micro-chip.”

  2. Mxymaster says:

    Spell/grammar check would fit in there too.

  3. Mike in KY says:

    Yeah, the big fat typo drowns out any profound relevatory statements.

  4. Mike in KY says:

    *revelatory

    Heh. Oops.

  5. Bunkerhillbilly says:

    Yeah…but it’s hard to annoy the neighbors by cranking up The Lyres or The Ramones to full blast on an iPod like you could with a JVC boombox.

    Sure the boombox took like 50 D-cell batteries, but you don’t have to run an extension cord to the roof of your three-decker in order to get juice for your iPod docking station and speaker set up when you’re looking to set out a deck chair and knock back a few long-necks on a summer afternoon.

  6. coldguy says:

    Apparently, they were never able to use them to make a phone call, either.