Just Ask Homer Simpson

Posted on November 18, 2012 12:00 pm

The Puppy Blender notes that although China’s nuclear missile submarines are noisy and detectable with American technology, cutbacks in the US Navy may make us vulnerable to letting one of them get close enough to launch a strike on US soil.

Reynolds snarks “Don’t worry, be happy. With the money saved, you’ll be getting free birth control.”

I concur, since radiation exposure can lead to sterility.

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9 Responses to “Just Ask Homer Simpson”

  1. Son of Bob says:

    We could investigate further, however, the investigation would probably just find that there is nothing wrong with the administration cutting back our military because someone, somewhere cheated on his wife.

  2. Westing1992 says:

    Hey, it’s just the Navy. We don’t need the Navy anymore, just like we don’t need horses or bayonets.

  3. Keln says:

    I can neither confirm nor deny by first hand experience serving on a fast attack submarine for almost 4 years that Chinese submarines are a joke when it comes to being stealthy.

    But, give jokers like Obama enough time, our Navy will also be a punchline.

  4. SniperDroid says:

    I already have free birth control…. a wife that say’s NO!

  5. SniperDroid says:

    Remember the day’s when the Chi Comms couldn’t launch a missile without it blowing up on the launch pad? Then came the Clinton Administration… and by some majical contrivance the Chi Comms suddenly got the ability to sucessfully put weapons into orbit! I wonder what stealthy technology they pull out of thier majic bag during the current administration?

  6. Keln says:

    Sorry SniperDroid, I couldn’t disagree with you more on what you are suggesting. The people who are involved in guarding national secrets are the same, regardless of who is president. They take their jobs seriously and WILL question any orders to the contrary of their mission. China did steal a lot of tech from us in the past, but we never made it easy. Lessons were learned and it is harder than ever for the Chinese, or anyone else, to get a hold of such secrets.

  7. SniperDroid says:

    The Clinton Administration allowed the Commerce Department to let Lockheed Martin directly work with the Chi Comms in getting satellites into orbit. When one with the new guidance package crashed, the Chi Comms would not let the LM employees near the crash site. The guidance gear was never recovered. They have been launching successfully since then. I’m not worried about Military Personal, they don’t control anything…. it’s the Civilian Oversight that has me concerned….!

  8. Writer says:

    It is core Liberalism.
    No country should have Technology or Knowledge and refuse to share it even with their enemies.
    This is no different from requiring Obamacare.
    Look at Carter giving the Panama Canal away.

  9. Matt Musson says:

    It’s not fair for the USA to have nukes when starving 3rd world children have no nuclear weapons.

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