Link of the Day: Satire – Professor Indiana Jones Denied Tenure

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Back From Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail And Discovers That His Bid For Tenure Has Been Denied.

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  1. Not to mention he has not conducted one student class field trip that would give his students the hands-on archeological experience required for course credit and graduation. Doesn’t he read his own syllabus?

  2. “Moreover, no one on the committee can identify who or what instilled Dr. Jones with the belief that an archaeologist’s tool kit should consist solely of a bullwhip and a revolver.” Now now that’s not fair. He used a whisk-broom in the map room in ROTLA and has been known to use a rope and a shovel from time to time. And who knew if you threw gun powder into the air it would help you find ..something that’s magnetic? {?}


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