Link of the Day: Satire – Professor Indiana Jones Denied Tenure
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November 3rd, 2012 at 7:03 pm
Not to mention he has not conducted one student class field trip that would give his students the hands-on archeological experience required for course credit and graduation. Doesn’t he read his own syllabus?
November 3rd, 2012 at 7:36 pm
Yeah, when I had his class some tramp wrote “love” on one eye lid and “you” on the other. He is a womanizing man whore.
November 4th, 2012 at 1:43 pm
“Moreover, no one on the committee can identify who or what instilled Dr. Jones with the belief that an archaeologist’s tool kit should consist solely of a bullwhip and a revolver.” Now now that’s not fair. He used a whisk-broom in the map room in ROTLA and has been known to use a rope and a shovel from time to time. And who knew if you threw gun powder into the air it would help you find ..something that’s magnetic? {?}
November 5th, 2012 at 1:41 pm
SineWave, that kit belonged to ussjimmycarter who would give the whip to Helen Thomas and use the pistol when things started to get out of control.