Link of the Day: Without Liberty, You Can’t Even Cork Your Damn Wine Bottle
[High Praise! to American Digest and Wineanorak]
How cork is made: An illustrated guide to the cork production process
In order to work, capitalism only requires that idiots who don’t comprehend what you’re trying to accomplish simply stay the hell out of your way.
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November 5th, 2012 at 7:10 pm
BUT, Obamanation can teach you to whine…
November 5th, 2012 at 7:36 pm
That cork right there? You didn’t make that. Someone else made caused that to happen.
November 5th, 2012 at 8:16 pm
Harvey, sailors can’t cork their own wine bottle while ON LIBERTY.
November 5th, 2012 at 9:31 pm
That link was quite a corker!!
November 5th, 2012 at 11:31 pm
One of my ancestors was from Cork..I’m pretty sure she was the hand punched, top quality sort.
November 6th, 2012 at 1:33 am
It took a real genius to look at a piece of bark like that and say, “You know? I think you could use something like this to plug the neck of a wine bottle!”
November 6th, 2012 at 3:27 pm
The modern wine industry used plastic corks. They are superior to the natural ones and factories can produce as many as you like for pennies.
November 6th, 2012 at 4:54 pm
@7 – True, although there’s a certain aesthetic pleasantness about natural corks. Plus their use and continued popularity indicates that civilization is still strong enough to support a luxury industry.
November 7th, 2012 at 8:23 am
I know what you mean. But there is no USB port on my Brother typwriter.
November 7th, 2012 at 8:33 am
@9 – Luddite! You need to spend the money and get a new Apple iYpewriter.
Careful, though, it’s made out of glass and will shatter if you hit the keys too hard.