No Word on Whether He Had Any Kidnapped Elves In a Well in His Basement

A teenager was arrested for stealing from a Georgia Walmart explained that he just wanted to play “Santa” to his girlfriend’s kids.

Sounds more like he was playing “government”.

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  1. Two points here:

    1) I don’t remember the part in “Twas The Night Before Christmas” where Santa stole toys from Walmart.

    2) Why, exactly, does a 17 year old have a girlfriend with three kids?



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