No Word on Whether He Had Any Kidnapped Elves In a Well in His Basement

Posted on November 28, 2012 8:00 am

A teenager was arrested for stealing from a Georgia Walmart explained that he just wanted to play “Santa” to his girlfriend’s kids.

Sounds more like he was playing “government”.

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3 Responses to “No Word on Whether He Had Any Kidnapped Elves In a Well in His Basement”

  1. Son of Bob says:

    Two points here:

    1) I don’t remember the part in “Twas The Night Before Christmas” where Santa stole toys from Walmart.

    2) Why, exactly, does a 17 year old have a girlfriend with three kids?

  2. Dohtimes says:

    SoB, maybe the previous boyfriends kept coming down the chimney empty handed.

  3. Basil says:

    Sounds like the girlfriend has 4 children, counting the accused.

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