No Word on Whether He Had Any Kidnapped Elves In a Well in His Basement
A teenager was arrested for stealing from a Georgia Walmart explained that he just wanted to play “Santa” to his girlfriend’s kids.
Sounds more like he was playing “government”.
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November 28th, 2012 at 11:22 am
Two points here:
1) I don’t remember the part in “Twas The Night Before Christmas” where Santa stole toys from Walmart.
2) Why, exactly, does a 17 year old have a girlfriend with three kids?
November 28th, 2012 at 11:50 am
SoB, maybe the previous boyfriends kept coming down the chimney empty handed.
November 28th, 2012 at 11:53 am
Sounds like the girlfriend has 4 children, counting the accused.