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	<title>Comments on: No Word on Whether He Had Any Kidnapped Elves In a Well in His Basement</title>
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	<description>Unfair. Unbalanced. Unmedicated.</description>
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		<title>By: Basil</title>
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		<dc:creator>Basil</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2012 16:53:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sounds like the girlfriend has 4 children, counting the accused.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sounds like the girlfriend has 4 children, counting the accused.</p>
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		<title>By: Dohtimes</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dohtimes</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2012 16:50:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[SoB, maybe the previous boyfriends kept coming down the chimney empty handed.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>SoB, maybe the previous boyfriends kept coming down the chimney empty handed.</p>
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		<title>By: Son of Bob</title>
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		<dc:creator>Son of Bob</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2012 16:22:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two points here:

1) I don&#039;t remember the part in &quot;Twas The Night Before Christmas&quot; where Santa stole toys from Walmart.

2) Why, exactly, does a 17 year old have a girlfriend with three kids?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Two points here:</p>
<p>1) I don&#8217;t remember the part in &#8220;Twas The Night Before Christmas&#8221; where Santa stole toys from Walmart.</p>
<p>2) Why, exactly, does a 17 year old have a girlfriend with three kids?</p>
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