Comments on: Our Kids Are Doomed. Give Them a Twinkie

By: Harvey

Harvey — Sun, 18 Nov 2012 14:30:22 +0000

I’ll miss Suzy Q’s – the only Hostess dessert that actually had ENOUGH creme filling.

By: Denise

Denise — Sun, 18 Nov 2012 09:26:24 +0000

I’m mostly gonna miss the raspberry Zingers. Betcha Lil Debbie is gonna make a fortune over this.

By: NoMoBama

NoMoBama — Sun, 18 Nov 2012 02:03:08 +0000

I bought up my stores entire Ring Ding inventory, I can use them fend off the 300 lb leech next door when her Obama bucks run out and she wants to eat me. Then I make good my escape.

By: Writer

Writer — Sun, 18 Nov 2012 00:47:47 +0000

It isn’t Moochelle’s fault, everybody just tuned out her annoying foghorn.
But the Bakers’ union decided they were tired of working and unwilling to allow others the option of employment.
Remember what happened to the Coal Miners’ Union in the 1930s. They still have never fully recovered from their demands for $30/hr wages in the Depression.
Speaking of Depression, when does this get re-classified as a Depression so that DemoCraps can take the blame.

By: victore

victore — Sat, 17 Nov 2012 21:59:07 +0000

If Obama nationalized Hostess would he order them build a Twinkie that bursts into flames just as you put it in your mouth?

By: 4of7

4of7 — Sat, 17 Nov 2012 21:13:11 +0000

Plant fruit trees.
You may never see a harvest, but your children may.
The not knowing the outcome, but planting anyway, is a tonic against despair.
And with diligence, you may be able to make your own d*mn fruit-pies someday!

By: zzyzx

zzyzx — Sat, 17 Nov 2012 20:50:27 +0000

Twinkies are dead, get over it. ~ The International Brotherhood of Bakers and Business Destroyers .

By: Bunkerhillbilly

Bunkerhillbilly — Sat, 17 Nov 2012 20:29:48 +0000

FYI, folks…Hostess (who produced Twinkies) also owns Drake’s and Dolly Madison.

That’s right, Devil Dogs are in jeopardy. Yodels and Ring-Dings too.

[balls up fist, shakes same at sky] D@mn you, Health Nazis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: Buttercup

Buttercup — Sat, 17 Nov 2012 17:49:49 +0000

our children are basically the walking dead — or with the obesity epidemic, the waddling dead — so the least we can do is give them some frickin’ candy.

Used to be it was a bad thing for politicians to steal candy from a baby. Now they get re-elected for it. We really are doomed.

By: Mxymaster

Mxymaster — Sat, 17 Nov 2012 17:46:36 +0000

Might as well give them candy. We zombies are supposed to have bad teeth.