Maybe I’m following the wrong people, but I haven’t seen anyone talk secession other than those complaining about those talking secession.
So does Obama get another peace prize now?
If your state secedes, how much of the national debt do you take with you?
Depressing Thought: We still haven’t even finished Obama’s first term.
The right threaten to secede when we get frustrated because we don’t have any other country to move to. America is as good as it gets.
Should the Secretary of Defense really be someone so French-looking?
We need a remake of Top Gun, but about predator drones. Probably no volleyball.
So are they going to do a regular movie of the Petraeus scandal or go straight to the porn version?
Maybe Republicans need to stop acting like they care so much whether people vote for them and also drive really cool cars.
I hate it when people are mindlessly partisan (for the record, I’m mindfully partisan).
I don’t know why people sometimes seem so negative about men. Haven’t men invented like almost everything? They’re pretty useful.
Men also kill spiders. Without men, the world would be covered in spiders.
The other day my wife made me kill a spider that was outside because it was too close to the house. Poor guy.
We need much much more shame in our culture for turning to government to solve problems.
I yearn for the day where we can’t make assumptions about someone’s political views based on his or her skin color.
I’m not onboard with all this racial pandering, but I’ll agree to remove “We hate minorities!” from the GOP platform… maybe.
I don’t think people know what “racist” means anymore.
I’ve heard what the GOP must do to appeal to Hispanics, but what if we find some Hispanics that doesn’t appeal to? Eliminate them?
I’m not a conservative. I’m a radical. And freedom is still a radical and scary idea.
I’m not yearning for a past that never was, but instead for an ideal of freedom we’ve never fully accepted.
Maybe it’s time to reject the “conservative” label. We’ve got a horrible status quo and we want to move things forward.
And we see where the rest of the world is going, and we want to go somewhere different.
If we can confirm Arafat was poisoned and find out who did it, we should give him Arafat’s Nobel Peace Prize.
The American right should get the Nobel Peace Prize. We have all the guns in the country yet barely shoot anyone despite all the provocation
People with more money than me are the enemy.
Obama has a mandate to do whatever he can get the Republican House to agree to.
I’m really enjoying Google’s “search other people’s emails” feature.
For the love of all that is holy, Wikipedia, just put some friggin’ ads up and stop acting like a hobo.
Buttercup: “Rock a bye baby, on the tree top… GET OUT OF THE TREE RIGHT NOW!”