You say you killed a spider near the house? I bet it was a black spider. So because something black was near your house you went ahead and killed it. You racist.

Actually, people from over 50 states have filed petitions to secede on the White House website. The part I find funny is the media reaction…whether or not Barack would “allow” it, or in the case of Texas, if Rick Perry “supports” secession. At this point, it’s clearly a mostly academic discussion. However, if people in large enough numbers reach the point where secession is a serious desire, it is a rebuke of ALL current American government. At that point, they will be forming a new government and no one involved will care what Rick Perry or Barack Obama think about it. Although things like a “separation of church and state” or “abortion” don’t actually exist in our founding documents, the Declaration of Independence spells out very clearly the condition under which secession may take place.

“Racist” is when 95 percent of black voters vote for one candidate solely because he’s black.