UNIONS ARE GOOD FOR SECURING YOUR JOB!
So what are unions telling people now? “Well, if you did have a job, think of all the benefits you’d have because of us!”
So how did I get a good job and benefits without a union. Oh yeah… BY BEING AWESOME!
Shutting down a business is a great way to hurt rich people while devastating thousands of poor and middle class.
Full Disclosure: I haven’t ate a Hostess product in a long time because gluten. But I’ve really really wanted to
Is it the right or the left in America who are consistently against groups who want to execute gay people? That answer may surprise you!
I don’t know why everyone is down on radicals. When I was a kid and you exclaimed, “Radical!” that was a good thing.
I think the main attraction for guys with the Movember thing is not shaving for a month. Not even quite sure what the point of it is.
The best way to destroy an economy is to try and control it.
The Lincoln movie is pure Hollywood trash. Like every other movie, it had to end with some big mindless shootout.
Just for fun, what would happen if we impeached Obama and removed him from office before his second term starts?
Now what would happen, theoretically, if we removed Obama from office and Biden got trapped down a well and we couldn’t get him out?
The left’s answer to the Gadsden flag is a flag of a doormat with the phrase, “Gimme free stuff!”
Hadn’t seen this flag before. It’s an early American flag from back when the country was primarily Islamic.
Internet desperately needs drawing of a shot Twinkie the Kid yelling, “Avenge me!”
New Twilight movie sounds bad/funny instead of bad/excruciating like the last one. Luckily, wife is seeing it with friends instead of dragging me to it.
Okay, just to keep track: Whose RTs are endorsements and whose aren’t?
Pro Tip: If you think there’s a possibility I’m joking, I’m probably joking. If you think I might be serious, I’m probably joking.
Didn’t realize Dark Knight writer David Goyer does writing for Call of Duty Black Ops. With how much they make, no reason not have A-list.
WWI was started because of a YouTube video.
Idea: Israel should invite the Palestinians over for a beach party then push them into the sea.
I know it’s a common joke, but just in case anyone takes it seriously, a unopened Twinkie will last a month, at most.
Okay, Twinkies are “edible” for much longer than a month, but the bread will no longer be spongy. I don’t like a stale Twinkie.
I have the week off, but I was planning to spend it eating Twinkies and making shapes with Buckyball magnets
Are we saying voters aren’t bribed with taxpayer money, or are we just saying it’s not smart to point that out?
Saw a big book labeled “The Old Man and the Sea.” Knew that was a novella, so I opened it to see how large the print was. Ends up it was a false book meant for storing stuff! I’m basically Sherlock Holmes.
“Who are you?!”
::dangles criminal over edge of building::
“I’m Abraham Lincoln.” -scene from Lincoln
I’m not shaving at all as I’m convinced a lot of patchy facial hair looks better than just a wispy mustache. #Movember