Random Thoughts: Flags and Twinkies

Posted on November 19, 2012 1:09 pm

UNIONS ARE GOOD FOR SECURING YOUR JOB!

So what are unions telling people now? “Well, if you did have a job, think of all the benefits you’d have because of us!”

So how did I get a good job and benefits without a union. Oh yeah… BY BEING AWESOME!

Shutting down a business is a great way to hurt rich people while devastating thousands of poor and middle class.

Full Disclosure: I haven’t ate a Hostess product in a long time because gluten. But I’ve really really wanted to :(

Is it the right or the left in America who are consistently against groups who want to execute gay people? That answer may surprise you!

I don’t know why everyone is down on radicals. When I was a kid and you exclaimed, “Radical!” that was a good thing.

I think the main attraction for guys with the Movember thing is not shaving for a month. Not even quite sure what the point of it is.

The best way to destroy an economy is to try and control it.

The Lincoln movie is pure Hollywood trash. Like every other movie, it had to end with some big mindless shootout.

Just for fun, what would happen if we impeached Obama and removed him from office before his second term starts?

Now what would happen, theoretically, if we removed Obama from office and Biden got trapped down a well and we couldn’t get him out?

The left’s answer to the Gadsden flag is a flag of a doormat with the phrase, “Gimme free stuff!”

Hadn’t seen this flag before. It’s an early American flag from back when the country was primarily Islamic.

Internet desperately needs drawing of a shot Twinkie the Kid yelling, “Avenge me!”

New Twilight movie sounds bad/funny instead of bad/excruciating like the last one. Luckily, wife is seeing it with friends instead of dragging me to it.

Okay, just to keep track: Whose RTs are endorsements and whose aren’t?

Pro Tip: If you think there’s a possibility I’m joking, I’m probably joking. If you think I might be serious, I’m probably joking.

Didn’t realize Dark Knight writer David Goyer does writing for Call of Duty Black Ops. With how much they make, no reason not have A-list.

WWI was started because of a YouTube video.

Idea: Israel should invite the Palestinians over for a beach party then push them into the sea.

I know it’s a common joke, but just in case anyone takes it seriously, a unopened Twinkie will last a month, at most.

Okay, Twinkies are “edible” for much longer than a month, but the bread will no longer be spongy. I don’t like a stale Twinkie.

I have the week off, but I was planning to spend it eating Twinkies and making shapes with Buckyball magnets :(

Are we saying voters aren’t bribed with taxpayer money, or are we just saying it’s not smart to point that out?

Saw a big book labeled “The Old Man and the Sea.” Knew that was a novella, so I opened it to see how large the print was. Ends up it was a false book meant for storing stuff! I’m basically Sherlock Holmes.

“Who are you?!”
::dangles criminal over edge of building::
“I’m Abraham Lincoln.” -scene from Lincoln

I’m not shaving at all as I’m convinced a lot of patchy facial hair looks better than just a wispy mustache. #Movember

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9 Responses to “Random Thoughts: Flags and Twinkies”

  1. Son of Bob says:

    “Is it the right or the left in America who are consistently against groups who want to execute gay people? That answer may surprise you!”

    Democrats formed the KKK, while the Republican party was formed to free the slaves and a Republican president freed them = Republicans are racist.
    Democrats stood in the doorway to stop a black girl from integrating into a white-only school, requiring the National Guard to escort her inside = Republicans are racist.
    Democrats support only one religion, the Muslim religion that executes gays = Republicans hate gays.
    Democrats think that the only things women are good for are having sex and having abortions = Republicans hate women.
    Democrats believe that poor people are too stupid or lazy to hold a job and must live out their lives on Welfare handouts = Republicans hate the poor.
    Democrats send our military to places like Kosovo and Libya with no National interests = Republicans are war-mongers and try to act as “world police.”

    Umm…okay.

  2. CTCompromise says:

    “Now what would happen, theoretically, if we removed Obama from office and Biden got trapped down a well and we couldn’t get him out?”

    We wouldn’t even know he wsa in the well, because Lassie mysteriously disappeared after a State dinner at the White House.

  3. Mxymaster says:

    How ironic is it that Movember rolls around and the big deal movie is about some dude who has all this facial hair but NO MUSTACHE?!? This means something.

  4. CrustyB says:

    I liked “Lincoln” but is Spielberg sure the 13th Amendment passed because Moussad set off a phone bomb in the House of Representatives?

  5. plentyobailouts says:

    “I’m not shaving at all as I’m convinced a lot of patchy facial hair looks better than just a wispy mustache. #Movember”

    Racist

    “The left’s answer to the Gadsden flag is a flag of a doormat with the phrase, “Gimme free stuff!””

    The military should give them grenades. Sorry the pins are missing.

  6. Les says:

    With uncanny foresight, our forefathers planned for just such a contingency. A little-known clause states that, in case the President is removed from office and the Vice President gets trapped in a well, the dog that currently plays Lassie is next in line of succession.

    Yes! There’s hope for our country yet!

  7. buzz harsher says:

    Some interesting trivia:

    The curved shape on the Moultrie flag represents a “gorget”, a piece of armor used to protect the throat.
    The Moultrie flag was flown during the defense of South Carolina.
    This same shape was incorporated into the South Carolina state flag.

    That’s no moon; it’s a gorget!

  8. Fly says:

    The key to a full-looking mustache is plenty of wax. Gobs and gobs of black wax.

    Today I learned that “Pro Tip” means that Frank is not joking.

  9. silaS marreD says:

    Sounds like the book “Killing Lincoln” was about something completely opposite of what I thought it was about:

    “My name’s Abraham Lincoln; but they call me ‘KILLING’ Lincoln.”

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