Comments on: Random Thoughts: Flags and Twinkies

By: silaS marreD

silaS marreD — Tue, 20 Nov 2012 22:27:50 +0000

Sounds like the book “Killing Lincoln” was about something completely opposite of what I thought it was about:

“My name’s Abraham Lincoln; but they call me ‘KILLING’ Lincoln.”

By: Fly

Fly — Tue, 20 Nov 2012 20:08:37 +0000

The key to a full-looking mustache is plenty of wax. Gobs and gobs of black wax.

Today I learned that “Pro Tip” means that Frank is not joking.

By: buzz harsher

buzz harsher — Tue, 20 Nov 2012 15:40:39 +0000

Some interesting trivia:

The curved shape on the Moultrie flag represents a “gorget”, a piece of armor used to protect the throat.
The Moultrie flag was flown during the defense of South Carolina.
This same shape was incorporated into the South Carolina state flag.

That’s no moon; it’s a gorget!

By: Les

Les — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 22:56:34 +0000

With uncanny foresight, our forefathers planned for just such a contingency. A little-known clause states that, in case the President is removed from office and the Vice President gets trapped in a well, the dog that currently plays Lassie is next in line of succession.

Yes! There’s hope for our country yet!

By: plentyobailouts

plentyobailouts — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 19:21:49 +0000

“I’m not shaving at all as I’m convinced a lot of patchy facial hair looks better than just a wispy mustache. #Movember”

Racist

“The left’s answer to the Gadsden flag is a flag of a doormat with the phrase, “Gimme free stuff!””

The military should give them grenades. Sorry the pins are missing.

By: CrustyB

CrustyB — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 19:19:11 +0000

I liked “Lincoln” but is Spielberg sure the 13th Amendment passed because Moussad set off a phone bomb in the House of Representatives?

By: Mxymaster

Mxymaster — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 19:03:08 +0000

How ironic is it that Movember rolls around and the big deal movie is about some dude who has all this facial hair but NO MUSTACHE?!? This means something.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 18:50:33 +0000

“Now what would happen, theoretically, if we removed Obama from office and Biden got trapped down a well and we couldn’t get him out?”

We wouldn’t even know he wsa in the well, because Lassie mysteriously disappeared after a State dinner at the White House.

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 18:34:37 +0000

“Is it the right or the left in America who are consistently against groups who want to execute gay people? That answer may surprise you!”

Democrats formed the KKK, while the Republican party was formed to free the slaves and a Republican president freed them = Republicans are racist.
Democrats stood in the doorway to stop a black girl from integrating into a white-only school, requiring the National Guard to escort her inside = Republicans are racist.
Democrats support only one religion, the Muslim religion that executes gays = Republicans hate gays.
Democrats think that the only things women are good for are having sex and having abortions = Republicans hate women.
Democrats believe that poor people are too stupid or lazy to hold a job and must live out their lives on Welfare handouts = Republicans hate the poor.
Democrats send our military to places like Kosovo and Libya with no National interests = Republicans are war-mongers and try to act as “world police.”

Umm…okay.