Comments on: Random Thoughts: Race and Obama Jesus

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Tue, 27 Nov 2012 23:44:41 +0000

#If ObamaWasJesus we would all still have Obama as our cross to bear.

#IfObamaWasJesus those faded Jesus posters would be found in all government run school classrooms.

By: NoMoBama

NoMoBama — Tue, 27 Nov 2012 22:23:14 +0000

#IfObamaWasJesus he wouldn’t have a f’ing Arab terrorist Muslim name!

#IfObamaWasJesus he wouldn’t leave his illegal immigrant alleged “Aunt” living on welfare.

#IfObamaWasJesus he’d turn all that extra water from the rising oceans into screw top wine for his ‘voters’.

By: ccoffer

ccoffer — Tue, 27 Nov 2012 20:23:41 +0000

If Brakabama was Jesus, we’d all be in hell.

By: Bob in Feenicks

Bob in Feenicks — Tue, 27 Nov 2012 19:39:42 +0000

#IfObamaWasJesus it would be revealed that he didn’t know how to swim, and the media would claim it’s because he walks on water.

By: Bob in Feenicks

Bob in Feenicks — Tue, 27 Nov 2012 19:31:39 +0000

#IfObamaWasJesus there would be no Bible, we would read the Holy Teleprompter.

By: Basil

Basil — Tue, 27 Nov 2012 19:04:03 +0000

#IfObamaWasJesus He would feed feed five adults and two small children with thousands of loaves and fishes, because it would be a new entitlement. And you and I (and our grandchildren) would pay for it.

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Tue, 27 Nov 2012 17:25:17 +0000

#IfObamaWasJesus John 10:27: My sheep hear my voice, and I lie to them, and they follow me: And I give unto them a cell phone; and they shall never work.

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Tue, 27 Nov 2012 17:20:10 +0000

#IfObamaWasJesus he, Michelle and Jay-Z would have eaten the five loaves of bread and two fish themselves and everyone else would have starved.

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Tue, 27 Nov 2012 17:15:53 +0000

#IfObamaWasJesus there would be 10 times as many quotes in the Bible, but not one of them would be memorable.

By: The Mad Analyst

The Mad Analyst — Tue, 27 Nov 2012 17:13:25 +0000

#IfObamaWasJesus He’d blame John the Baptist.

By: Jimmy

Jimmy — Tue, 27 Nov 2012 15:53:54 +0000

Oh, we don’t have to be carried off to the camps, Matt. We’re IN the camp.

By: Cautiously Pessimistic

Cautiously Pessimistic — Tue, 27 Nov 2012 15:23:48 +0000

Apparently, it all went wrong in the 50′s:

http://washington.cbslocal.com/2012/11/26/report-u-s-planned-on-blowing-up-moon-with-nuke-during-cold-war-in-1950s/

By: Matt Musson

Matt Musson — Tue, 27 Nov 2012 14:55:13 +0000

It is clear to me following Jamie Fox’s outburst – that Black people feel about Obama exactly how the Nazis felt about Hitler.
I am not calling Obama Hitler. I am just pointing out what I observed.

I guess we can be glad that American citizens are not being carried off to the camps.

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Tue, 27 Nov 2012 14:54:27 +0000

#IfObamaWasJesus he would have said to his carpenter father “You didn’t build that.”

#IfObamaWasJesus he would say “If you don’t have a Chevy Volt, sell your cloak and buy one.”

#IfObamaWasJesus the Eucharist would be made of dog.

By: Zaklog the Great

Zaklog the Great — Tue, 27 Nov 2012 14:49:04 +0000

#IfObamaWasJesus he wouldn’t have been born. He wouldn’t have wanted Mary to be “punished” with a baby.