People need to lay off Elizabeth Warren. She’s never drowned anyone, which historically makes her a pretty decent senator for Massachusetts.
“I’ll be careful.”
“YOU’LL BE DEAD!” #StarWarsFiscalCliff
“I don’t believe we can ever close the deficit.”
“That is why you fail.” #StarWarsFiscalCliff
“Harry Reid is as clumsy as he is stupid.” #StarWarsFiscalCliff
“You were the chosen one! You were supposed to halve the deficit, not add to it!” #StarWarsFiscalCliff
“How are we doing on a plan for deficit reduction?”
“Same as always.”
“That bad, huh?” #StarWarsFiscalCliff
“I don’t like budget cuts. They’re coarse and rough and irritating and they get everywhere.” #StarWarsFiscalCliff
“Vowing to tax the rich can have a strong influence on the weak-minded.” #StarWarsFiscalCliff
My idea for the GOP is that they should center all their ideas around liberty as people seem to like liberty.
Come on, people! We’ve kicked the can down the road before and we can do it again!
I’d say the 2012 election has been creatively invigorating.
At what age do you start teaching your child that government is useless?
If the GOP wants to know how to win the future, as a smart, young, new media-savvy conservative I’ll tell you how. Price: $1 million.
The Democrats are like Santa Claus if Santa Claus spent the other 364 days mugging people.
Has Obama ever asked himself why job creators hate him?
I always was kind of curious what would happen if Carter was reelected.
I assume sales of Playboy were butchered by the internet since people read it for its articles and you can find articles all over the net.
One day I’m going to have a good laugh at everybody as I seal up my underground bunker.
“Did he walk the plank…” ::puts on eyepatch:: “…or did the plank walk him?”
Liking the album from that group Slash. Their guitar player is pretty good. Whoever he is, he’s no Tom Morello, though.
I don’t care if he won reelection; I’m still not going to let him be clear.
You’ll save yourself a lot of grief if you get an ugly biographer.
Can’t we end all this dividing people into different racial groups and just all come together and hate gingers?
Charles Krauthammer really needs to start ending all his statements with, “Boom! Dropped the hammer on you!”
So finished book 5 of Game of Thrones. I assume the next one comes out any day now.
One of my big complaints about Kindle books is that they don’t have covers so I have no way to judge them.
I wonder if Angry Birds Star Wars will add some Return of the Jedi levels with the green pigs as Gamorrean guards or is that to on the nose?
The Republicans don’t have a popular message, but “There’s no such thing as Santa Claus” has never been popular.