Random Thoughts: Star Wars and Fiscal Cliffs

Posted on November 12, 2012 9:25 am

People need to lay off Elizabeth Warren. She’s never drowned anyone, which historically makes her a pretty decent senator for Massachusetts.

“I’ll be careful.”
“YOU’LL BE DEAD!” #StarWarsFiscalCliff

“I don’t believe we can ever close the deficit.”
“That is why you fail.” #StarWarsFiscalCliff

“Harry Reid is as clumsy as he is stupid.” #StarWarsFiscalCliff

“You were the chosen one! You were supposed to halve the deficit, not add to it!” #StarWarsFiscalCliff

“How are we doing on a plan for deficit reduction?”
“Same as always.”
“That bad, huh?” #StarWarsFiscalCliff

“I don’t like budget cuts. They’re coarse and rough and irritating and they get everywhere.” #StarWarsFiscalCliff

“Vowing to tax the rich can have a strong influence on the weak-minded.” #StarWarsFiscalCliff

My idea for the GOP is that they should center all their ideas around liberty as people seem to like liberty.

Come on, people! We’ve kicked the can down the road before and we can do it again!

I’d say the 2012 election has been creatively invigorating.

At what age do you start teaching your child that government is useless?

If the GOP wants to know how to win the future, as a smart, young, new media-savvy conservative I’ll tell you how. Price: $1 million.

The Democrats are like Santa Claus if Santa Claus spent the other 364 days mugging people.

Has Obama ever asked himself why job creators hate him?

I always was kind of curious what would happen if Carter was reelected.

I assume sales of Playboy were butchered by the internet since people read it for its articles and you can find articles all over the net.

One day I’m going to have a good laugh at everybody as I seal up my underground bunker.

“Did he walk the plank…” ::puts on eyepatch:: “…or did the plank walk him?”

Liking the album from that group Slash. Their guitar player is pretty good. Whoever he is, he’s no Tom Morello, though.

I don’t care if he won reelection; I’m still not going to let him be clear.

You’ll save yourself a lot of grief if you get an ugly biographer.

Can’t we end all this dividing people into different racial groups and just all come together and hate gingers?

Charles Krauthammer really needs to start ending all his statements with, “Boom! Dropped the hammer on you!”

So finished book 5 of Game of Thrones. I assume the next one comes out any day now.

One of my big complaints about Kindle books is that they don’t have covers so I have no way to judge them.

I wonder if Angry Birds Star Wars will add some Return of the Jedi levels with the green pigs as Gamorrean guards or is that to on the nose?

The Republicans don’t have a popular message, but “There’s no such thing as Santa Claus” has never been popular.

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10 Responses to “Random Thoughts: Star Wars and Fiscal Cliffs”

  1. Apostic says:

    “Great shot, kid. That was one in a trillion.”
    #StarWarsFiscalCliff

  2. Son of Bob says:

    “If the GOP wants to know how to win the future, as a smart, young, new media-savvy conservative I’ll tell you how. Price: $1 million.”

    After much discussion and introspect, the GOP and the Republican pundits have come to the conclusion that the only way we can win next time is to have a candidate that’s more like Mitt Romney.

  3. Keln says:

    “We can’t continue this spending, and we cannot raise taxes.”
    “Only a Republican deals in absolutes.” #StarWarsFiscalCliff

    “I find your lack of budget disturbing.” #StarWarsFiscalCliff

    “Set your course for the fiscal cliff. General public, prepare your taxes.” #StarWarsFiscalCliff

    “There will be a substantial reward for the one who cuts the deficit. You are free use any methods necessary, but I want free stuff. No spending cuts!” #StarWarsFiscalCliff

  4. Son of Bob says:

    “These are not the candidates you’re looking for.” #StarWarsFiscalCliff

  5. Apostic says:

    “This deal is getting worse all the time.”
    #StarWarsFiscalCliff

  6. Apostic says:

    “This is some Recovery! You came in here and didn’t have a plan?”
    (Gestures toward Biden) “He’s the brains, sweetheart!”
    #StarWarsFiscalCliff

  7. KristenS says:

    “At what age do you start teaching your child that government is useless?”

    Best idea ever! Instead of Mozart tapes to make your child smarter in the womb, you should make “Basic Economics and Free Market Principles for Dummies” tapes. If I ever have kids, I would totally strap those headphones over my belly and the unborn child inside :)

  8. AkRonin says:

    I thought your Elizabeth Warren line at the top was pretty funny but when I tried to Copy-Pasta steal it and put it on Facebook, word for word, Facebook said ‘This post contains blocked content that has previously been flagged as abusive or spammy” and wouldn’t post it. That’s a neat trick!

  9. AkRonin says:

    Happily, I was able to post a link to this post so, crisis averted.

  10. rodney dill says:

    People need to lay off Elizabeth Warren. She’s never drowned anyone, which historically makes her a pretty decent senator for Massachusetts.

    …and she doesn’t look too much like a horse either.

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