Random Thoughts: Stuck with Obama

Is Romney planning to run for anything again? If not, might as well say what he really thinks.

Frankly, I think every politician should be subjected to sleep deprivation and truth serum until he tells us what he really thinks.

Thomas & Friends does put a lot of emphasis on being useful, so maybe watching it will help keep Buttercup from becoming a hippie.

The name “Buttercup” probably didn’t help with that.

My uncle is keeping his business under 50 employees to comply with Obamacare.

Well, we know how everyone was saying we need less jobs and things more expensive to get this economy going.

You shouldn’t be racist towards any race, but some races you should be more not racist to than others.

The president is kind of a useless moron. How much longer are we stuck with him?

We all at least get free phones, though, right?

Freedom isn’t free, but I’m guessing it’s at least a few trillion a year less that what we’re paying for our government.

Going to teach all my kids Call of Duty skills so eventually we can pwn as a family.

Has Nate Silver done the odds on me one day getting a Social Security check?

I’m not sure Obama has more business knowledge than the goobers on the internet saying “Papa John’s can easily afford those extra expenses!”

People fear for the human race, but we’re the only species with access to nuclear weapons so I don’t know how another could take us out.

I hope in 2016 they clearly identify which of the GOP hopefuls is electable so we’ll know not to elect him.

If Hamas wants more American sympathy, they should try not being a bunch of murderous terrorists as we don’t like those.

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  1. “If Hamas wants more American sympathy, they should try not being a bunch of murderous terrorists as we don’t like those.”

    Your president does.

    Now that the Twinkie has gone the way of liberty, what am i supposed to dunk in my really expensive milk?

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  2. I’m not sure Obama has more business knowledge than the goobers on the internet saying “Papa John’s can easily afford those extra expenses!”

    A quarter a pizza, man! A quarter a pizza! But he CHOSE to lay off workers instead! [Spittle flies.]

    I guess freedom of choice only matters when it’s about killing babies. The Papa John’s employees have just experienced firsthand Frank’s First Rule of Economics: “You can’t mildly inconvenience rich people without devastating the middle class and the poor.”

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  3. All these anti-racist people probably have never even bothered to go out to the track and seen the running of the massive brown beasts. Stood in the paddock and had a look to judge the health of them, ahead of getting a bet down. Horse racism is nothing to be ashamed of.

    Dog racism, Car racism as well.

    Try telling the fans at Talladega they should be embarrased about being pro-racist.

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