Why so serious?
A dour, cynical Obama with a horrible record won as easily as a hopeful, empty-slate Obama. Not sure what to take from that.
The old conservative guard is now dead! I am leader of the right now! Stay tuned for marching orders!
Lot of talk of Texas seceding which would really hurt economy. Should try and talk California into seceding instead.
We really need to already start prepping the next moderate squish for his run in 2016.
So what are Obama’s plans for the next four years that don’t involve getting anything through the Republican Congress?
So why did McCain get so many more votes than Romney? Palin?
Anyone ever consider the idea that people just don’t like jobs? If they’re so great, why do people have to pay us to do them?
Since I’ll be Constitutionally eligible then, I’m starting my 2016 campaign for president. Pays well and little supervision; cushy job.
My vow as president will be to do as little as possible because you’re all adults and I don’t care about your whiny little problems.
As president, I will give one speech per year and then we stay out of each other’s way.
I will make one change: Whining will no longer be a protected form of speech. Whining will get you deported.
So now we have to wait until 2016 to confiscate women’s uteruses?
Mustache-growing not going so well. Looking to be a depressing month.
So someone picked up Alan Grayson after he was unceremoniously hurled from his previous district?
Just FYI: I don’t want to ever hear anything about “tone” from any Democrat who does anything other than shun Alan Grayson.
Just going to throw this out there: Has the GOP tried nominating someone with a mustache?
So what guy who lost in the primary to Romney will we run in 2016?
The slow, self-inflicted disintegration of California is actually kind of fascinating to watch.
We can just close the deficit by taxing the rich more. And if the math doesn’t add up on that, math is racist.
So anyone expecting big things in Obama’s 2nd term?
We can take some consolation in the fact that those celebrating hardest will be the first to die when winter comes.
As Iron Man is always saying: “Winter is coming.”
So according to Nate Silver, what’s the percentage chance the five conservative Supreme Court Justices all live another four years?
I like Cory Booker. Has he thought about running for governor?
We should abolish taxes and when the government needs money for something it will just have to go door to door and ask for it.
I love libertarian advice for the GOP, because if there is one thing libertarians know, it’s winning elections.
Well, we still have big majority in the House and governors which is like a million times better than president so I totally don’t even care.