When is CPAC? I’m going to try to finally attend to I can take over as leader of the new generation of conservatives.
The GOP can’t compete with progressives’ new ideas like raising taxes and government spending.
So what president has had a great second term? Seem like more should aim to be like Polk.
In my book, I have my illegal immigration compromise. One person deported for one illegal alien, but it doesn’t have to be the illegal alien. Like instead, we could deport a useless hippie. Let’s solve this problem and strengthen America.
Somehow conservatives totally won on the issue of guns over the last 50 years. How do we push whatever strategy worked there to other areas?
I guess we could threaten people with guns. Or is that too on the nose?
And generally people say they want smaller government. They don’t vote for that, but they like the idea. We can work with that.
The country is pretty divided. How do we end that? Some sort of war with space aliens?
We still in the recriminations phase? Because I’ll remind you I did pretty much nothing this election year so it’s definitely not my fault.
So are candidate didn’t win, but we all get Obamaphones, right?
Finger-pointing isn’t helpful. Let’s simply shun everyone who suggested Romney as a candidate and never speak of them again.
We may be headed to another recession, but it’s okay because I hear Obama has another jobs bill to propose.
We must punish job creators until they deliver all those jobs they owe us.
I still don’t understand what Obama did during Sandy that was impressive.
He walked around a bit and looked concerned, but did he do anything you couldn’t train a collie to do?
I hope Cory Booker is making sure Chris Christie doesn’t eat all the free hot pockets.
What does it say about me that I’m not interested in the next Call of Duty game because I want to shoot people, not robots?
Robots are bulletproof! They’re no fun to shoot!
About done with book 5 of Game of Thrones. What should I read next? I was thinking Ender’s Game as I hadn’t read that and it’s being made into a movie. Or World War Z if that’s any good. I only read books that are being adapted to film as that’s the only way to be sure they’re quality stories.
“A Greyjoy always pays in winter.” -motto of House Baratheon
Our electable presidential candidates are so unelectable.