Straight Line of the Day: 30 States Have Submitted Petitions to Secede. The New Country Will Be Called…

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30 states have submitted petitions to secede. The new country will be called…

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  1. … the new country will be called the United states of America, the old country will be called New Kenya Zombieland.

    …The Plains Nation or the Georgia Federation? Definately not the Monroe Republic…or the Obama Republic…or Obamaland.

    … The Confederate States of America.

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  2. And coming soon, “How To Fix Everything in Freedom Utopia Forever” by Frank J. Fleming. Reserve your copy of “F.U. Forever” now!

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  3. The new country will be called…racist, obviously.

    oooh you mean what will the people there call it?

    “Free at last, free at last. Thank God Almighty, we are free at last.”

    Is that too long?

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  4. I’m reminded of the Monty Python skit, “What shall we call the Belgians?”

    “Miserable, fat, belgian bastards!”

    “Let’s not call them anything!”

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  5. Independent Magnificent American Offshoot (IMAO)

    West America

    SanityLand

    A Better Place (so when the people in the old USA try to come over, they have to say they’re leaving for ‘a better place’)

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  6. …”Nobamaland.”

    That has a nice ring to it.

    I actually thought of your moniker when I typed that in and almost put NoMoBamaland, but that sounded too much like plagiarism, not that that has stopped me before.

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  7. Motherland Of Freedom (and) Opportunity [MOFO]

    And yes, technically it’s mofao but I’m sure that means something in some weird foreign language. I’m just trying to appeal to those out side the conservative base.

    @FormerHostage
    And I realize its a pg13 site so I apologize for what I started.

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  8. …Intruders Will Be Shot, if you go by the signs posted at the borders.

    …Ireland, but just to keep too many Brits from wanting to visit, or stay too long.

    …The Republic of We Will Hunt You Down And Shoot You In The Face.

    …Thermopylae Was A Picnic, Punk.

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  9. The new country will be called…We the People. Then we would have a President of We the People, the Supreme Court of We the people, etc..It might just remind them who serves whom.

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  10. States ARE their own Sovereign Nations..man if the TV Internet or Iphone doesn’t tell you no matter your education you completely don’t know huh?

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  11. Bushstonia
    The Republic of Doug
    Reaganslavia

    (Obama’s America) New Albania
    (Obama’s America) The Great Wasteland
    (Obama’s America) Canada’s Vassal State

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  12. The new country will be called The United States of America.

    “No way! Why should I change? He’s the one who sucks.” -Michael Bolton (Office Space)-

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  13. Hail! Hail Freedonia, land of the brave… and… free..!
    –vs–
    If you think the country’s bad off now, just wait till I get through with it!
    (both shamelessly taken from the Marx Brothers’ “Duck Soup”)

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  14. The newly formed country to retain the name United States of America. Judging by the landmass and where it is, the new territories will be called simply, hungry.

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  15. The Independent States of America.
    Even Better: The Constitutional States of America (or Conservative States of America). The initials CSA should drive the libs crazier.

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  17. Well armed.

    Oh wait, you meant a name?

    I don’t know. Something with “Sovereign” or “Klerostocratic” in it.

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