Straight Line of the Day: 30 States Have Submitted Petitions to Secede. The New Country Will Be Called…
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30 states have submitted petitions to secede. The new country will be called…
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November 15th, 2012 at 12:04 pm
Texasland!
November 15th, 2012 at 12:11 pm
Nobamaland
November 15th, 2012 at 12:11 pm
Paradise
November 15th, 2012 at 12:12 pm
Taxlessland
November 15th, 2012 at 12:18 pm
Awesome States of America
November 15th, 2012 at 12:19 pm
Baconland
November 15th, 2012 at 12:19 pm
The Country Formerly known as the United States of America. Or, Galtia.
November 15th, 2012 at 12:19 pm
… No Trespassing
November 15th, 2012 at 12:22 pm
Freedom Utopia. “Where are you from?” “I’m from F.U.”
November 15th, 2012 at 12:24 pm
@9 Kerkat
i can’t top that. won’t even try.
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November 15th, 2012 at 12:27 pm
… the new country will be called the United states of America, the old country will be called New Kenya.
November 15th, 2012 at 12:44 pm
Seceded Territories Forever United (STFU).
November 15th, 2012 at 12:45 pm
Teenage Wasteland.
November 15th, 2012 at 12:46 pm
The United States of Awsome!
November 15th, 2012 at 12:47 pm
… the new country will be called the United states of America, the old country will be called
New KenyaZombieland.…The Plains Nation or the Georgia Federation? Definately not the Monroe Republic…or the Obama Republic…or Obamaland.
… The Confederate States of America.
November 15th, 2012 at 12:48 pm
And coming soon, “How To Fix Everything in Freedom Utopia Forever” by Frank J. Fleming. Reserve your copy of “F.U. Forever” now!
November 15th, 2012 at 12:48 pm
The Free States of America!
November 15th, 2012 at 12:54 pm
@ FormerHostage
Well played sir…..
November 15th, 2012 at 12:54 pm
Heaven.
National Motto: Guns, God, Guts and Bacon.
November 15th, 2012 at 1:04 pm
Sir
Because the remnants will so be asking “Please Sir, I want some more?”
More!!?
November 15th, 2012 at 1:16 pm
WeShrugged
November 15th, 2012 at 1:17 pm
#12: Excellent
November 15th, 2012 at 1:27 pm
The kingdom Fleming
November 15th, 2012 at 1:29 pm
The new country will be called…racist, obviously.
oooh you mean what will the people there call it?
“Free at last, free at last. Thank God Almighty, we are free at last.”
Is that too long?
November 15th, 2012 at 1:32 pm
Land of Liberty (LOL)
November 15th, 2012 at 1:34 pm
I’m reminded of the Monty Python skit, “What shall we call the Belgians?”
“Miserable, fat, belgian bastards!”
“Let’s not call them anything!”
November 15th, 2012 at 1:34 pm
Newawesomeland
Noparasitesland
Takecareofyuorselfordieland
Igotyourgubmuntrighthereland
November 15th, 2012 at 1:36 pm
Welcome, my friends, to Paradise Island.
November 15th, 2012 at 1:39 pm
America
November 15th, 2012 at 1:39 pm
#23
They would speak Flemish?
November 15th, 2012 at 2:00 pm
…”The Republic of Bacon.”
November 15th, 2012 at 2:00 pm
Independent Magnificent American Offshoot (IMAO)
West America
SanityLand
A Better Place (so when the people in the old USA try to come over, they have to say they’re leaving for ‘a better place’)
November 15th, 2012 at 2:01 pm
…”Nobamaland.”
November 15th, 2012 at 2:04 pm
….either “North Mexico” or “South Canada.”
November 15th, 2012 at 2:05 pm
…a republic again.
November 15th, 2012 at 2:10 pm
…”Nobamaland.”
That has a nice ring to it.
November 15th, 2012 at 2:21 pm
Republic Of The Free Legitimate Mighty American Opportunity
ROTFLMAO
November 15th, 2012 at 2:39 pm
@Kerkat
See what you started?!?!?!!
November 15th, 2012 at 2:41 pm
Call it Mu-Mu Land, and make this it’s national anthem… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sm_2Ty3FBRw
November 15th, 2012 at 2:50 pm
New States Fighting Welfare (NSFW)
November 15th, 2012 at 2:56 pm
I actually thought of your moniker when I typed that in and almost put NoMoBamaland, but that sounded too much like plagiarism, not that that has stopped me before.
November 15th, 2012 at 2:58 pm
@FormerHostage #40, but they would be SFWing
November 15th, 2012 at 2:59 pm
@Manolo #33, So nice they named it twice.
November 15th, 2012 at 3:10 pm
Motto: We didn’t secede, we suceeded.
November 15th, 2012 at 3:11 pm
Mighty Immigrants Long Forgotten
MILF
November 15th, 2012 at 3:12 pm
America Sane And Prosperous
ASAP
November 15th, 2012 at 3:12 pm
Motto: We didn’t secede, we succeeded.
November 15th, 2012 at 4:01 pm
…The United States of Non Dog Eaters.
November 15th, 2012 at 4:18 pm
Motherland Of Freedom (and) Opportunity [MOFO]
And yes, technically it’s mofao but I’m sure that means something in some weird foreign language. I’m just trying to appeal to those out side the conservative base.
@FormerHostage
And I realize its a pg13 site so I apologize for what I started.
November 15th, 2012 at 4:24 pm
So I’m gonna stop before Frank J or Harvey bans me
November 15th, 2012 at 4:28 pm
The State of Being
(as opposed to the State of Non-Being, or Zombieland)
November 15th, 2012 at 4:31 pm
The REAL United States of America
November 15th, 2012 at 5:25 pm
plymouth plantation
November 15th, 2012 at 5:30 pm
…Intruders Will Be Shot, if you go by the signs posted at the borders.
…Ireland, but just to keep too many Brits from wanting to visit, or stay too long.
…The Republic of We Will Hunt You Down And Shoot You In The Face.
…Thermopylae Was A Picnic, Punk.
November 15th, 2012 at 5:48 pm
The new country will be called…We the People. Then we would have a President of We the People, the Supreme Court of We the people, etc..It might just remind them who serves whom.
November 15th, 2012 at 5:58 pm
The new country will be called…Bacon Greece (Do we get to march 2nd in Olympic ceromonies?)
November 15th, 2012 at 6:02 pm
The new country will be called…Old America
November 15th, 2012 at 6:03 pm
The new country will be called…The Reality Czech Republic
November 15th, 2012 at 6:31 pm
Bacon…because Muslims won’t come anywhere near Bacon.
November 15th, 2012 at 6:36 pm
TANSTAFL (There Ain’t No Such Thing As a Free Lunch)
November 15th, 2012 at 6:52 pm
Home
(Quite frankly, I don’t care what we name it, as long as my home is there)
November 15th, 2012 at 7:38 pm
Anything we Goddamn want to call it!
November 15th, 2012 at 9:16 pm
New Original America…
November 15th, 2012 at 9:17 pm
Flyoverlandia… if you dare
November 15th, 2012 at 9:20 pm
Winchester
November 15th, 2012 at 10:29 pm
The People’s Republic of America… but they might confuse it for Lefty Land (old America)
November 15th, 2012 at 10:45 pm
The Confederate States of America.
November 15th, 2012 at 10:48 pm
The Conservative Republic of American People. CRAP
November 16th, 2012 at 12:20 am
… the new country will be called, “The New Country”.
November 16th, 2012 at 12:22 am
Freelandiahomebravington
November 16th, 2012 at 12:51 am
mental midgets….what did they call Georgia or Tajikistan when they Seceded from the USSR? …..
November 16th, 2012 at 12:54 am
States ARE their own Sovereign Nations..man if the TV Internet or Iphone doesn’t tell you no matter your education you completely don’t know huh?
November 16th, 2012 at 3:07 am
Bushstonia
The Republic of Doug
Reaganslavia
(Obama’s America) New Albania
(Obama’s America) The Great Wasteland
(Obama’s America) Canada’s Vassal State
November 16th, 2012 at 7:46 am
“I’ll have a Coke” land
November 16th, 2012 at 8:35 am
The new country will be called The United States of America.
“No way! Why should I change? He’s the one who sucks.” -Michael Bolton (Office Space)-
November 16th, 2012 at 8:42 am
Freedonia
November 16th, 2012 at 10:02 am
Tunaland!
November 16th, 2012 at 10:10 am
Hail! Hail Freedonia, land of the brave… and… free..!
–vs–
If you think the country’s bad off now, just wait till I get through with it!
(both shamelessly taken from the Marx Brothers’ “Duck Soup”)
November 16th, 2012 at 10:37 am
The newly formed country to retain the name United States of America. Judging by the landmass and where it is, the new territories will be called simply, hungry.
November 16th, 2012 at 7:04 pm
The Independent States of America.
Even Better: The Constitutional States of America (or Conservative States of America). The initials CSA should drive the libs crazier.
November 16th, 2012 at 11:53 pm
We Escaped.
November 17th, 2012 at 12:15 am
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November 17th, 2012 at 3:11 pm
Well armed.
Oh wait, you meant a name?
I don’t know. Something with “Sovereign” or “Klerostocratic” in it.