Straight Line of the Day: 30 States Have Submitted Petitions to Secede. The New Country Will Be Called…

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30 states have submitted petitions to secede. The new country will be called…

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  1. … the new country will be called the United states of America, the old country will be called New Kenya Zombieland.

    …The Plains Nation or the Georgia Federation? Definately not the Monroe Republic…or the Obama Republic…or Obamaland.

    … The Confederate States of America.


  2. Independent Magnificent American Offshoot (IMAO)

    West America


    A Better Place (so when the people in the old USA try to come over, they have to say they’re leaving for ‘a better place’)


  3. Motherland Of Freedom (and) Opportunity [MOFO]

    And yes, technically it’s mofao but I’m sure that means something in some weird foreign language. I’m just trying to appeal to those out side the conservative base.

    And I realize its a pg13 site so I apologize for what I started.


  4. …Intruders Will Be Shot, if you go by the signs posted at the borders.

    …Ireland, but just to keep too many Brits from wanting to visit, or stay too long.

    …The Republic of We Will Hunt You Down And Shoot You In The Face.

    …Thermopylae Was A Picnic, Punk.


  5. Hail! Hail Freedonia, land of the brave… and… free..!
    If you think the country’s bad off now, just wait till I get through with it!
    (both shamelessly taken from the Marx Brothers’ “Duck Soup”)


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