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	<title>Comments on: Straight Line of the Day: 30 States Have Submitted Petitions to Secede. The New Country Will Be Called&#8230;</title>
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	<description>Unfair. Unbalanced. Unmedicated.</description>
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		<title>By: Jay</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/straight-line-of-the-day-30-states-have-submitted-petitions-to-secede-the-new-country-will-be-called/comment-page-2/#comment-358802</link>
		<dc:creator>Jay</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Nov 2012 20:11:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well armed.

Oh wait, you meant a name?

I don&#039;t know. Something with &quot;Sovereign&quot; or &quot;Klerostocratic&quot; in it.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well armed.</p>
<p>Oh wait, you meant a name?</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t know. Something with &#8220;Sovereign&#8221; or &#8220;Klerostocratic&#8221; in it.</p>
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		<title>By: IMAO &#187; Blog Archive &#187; You&#8217;ve Been Judged!</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/straight-line-of-the-day-30-states-have-submitted-petitions-to-secede-the-new-country-will-be-called/comment-page-2/#comment-358497</link>
		<dc:creator>IMAO &#187; Blog Archive &#187; You&#8217;ve Been Judged!</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Nov 2012 05:15:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[...] Keln of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to &#8220;30 states have submitted petitions to secede. The new country will be called&#8230;&#8221; [...]]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Keln of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to &#8220;30 states have submitted petitions to secede. The new country will be called&#8230;&#8221; [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Stephen M. St. Onge</title>
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		<dc:creator>Stephen M. St. Onge</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Nov 2012 04:53:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We Escaped.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We Escaped.</p>
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		<title>By: Ogrrre</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/straight-line-of-the-day-30-states-have-submitted-petitions-to-secede-the-new-country-will-be-called/comment-page-2/#comment-358374</link>
		<dc:creator>Ogrrre</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Nov 2012 00:04:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Independent States of America.
Even Better: The Constitutional States of America (or Conservative States of America).  The initials CSA should drive the libs crazier.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Independent States of America.<br />
Even Better: The Constitutional States of America (or Conservative States of America).  The initials CSA should drive the libs crazier.</p>
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		<title>By: Steve</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/straight-line-of-the-day-30-states-have-submitted-petitions-to-secede-the-new-country-will-be-called/comment-page-2/#comment-358087</link>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2012 15:37:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The newly formed country to retain the name United States of America. Judging by the landmass and where it is, the new territories will be called simply, hungry.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The newly formed country to retain the name United States of America. Judging by the landmass and where it is, the new territories will be called simply, hungry.</p>
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		<title>By: Ira</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/straight-line-of-the-day-30-states-have-submitted-petitions-to-secede-the-new-country-will-be-called/comment-page-2/#comment-358072</link>
		<dc:creator>Ira</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2012 15:10:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hail! Hail Freedonia, land of the brave... and... free..!
--vs--  
If you think the country&#039;s bad off now, just wait till I get through with it! 
(both shamelessly taken from the Marx Brothers&#039; &quot;Duck Soup&quot;)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hail! Hail Freedonia, land of the brave&#8230; and&#8230; free..!<br />
&#8211;vs&#8211;<br />
If you think the country&#8217;s bad off now, just wait till I get through with it!<br />
(both shamelessly taken from the Marx Brothers&#8217; &#8220;Duck Soup&#8221;)</p>
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		<title>By: DamnCat</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/straight-line-of-the-day-30-states-have-submitted-petitions-to-secede-the-new-country-will-be-called/comment-page-2/#comment-358065</link>
		<dc:creator>DamnCat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2012 15:02:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tunaland!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tunaland!</p>
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		<title>By: Iowa Jim</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/straight-line-of-the-day-30-states-have-submitted-petitions-to-secede-the-new-country-will-be-called/comment-page-2/#comment-358023</link>
		<dc:creator>Iowa Jim</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2012 13:42:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Freedonia]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Freedonia</p>
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		<title>By: Stephen</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/straight-line-of-the-day-30-states-have-submitted-petitions-to-secede-the-new-country-will-be-called/comment-page-2/#comment-358013</link>
		<dc:creator>Stephen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2012 13:35:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The new country will be called The United States of America.

&quot;No way! Why should I change? He&#039;s the one who sucks.&quot;  -Michael Bolton (Office Space)-]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The new country will be called The United States of America.</p>
<p>&#8220;No way! Why should I change? He&#8217;s the one who sucks.&#8221;  -Michael Bolton (Office Space)-</p>
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		<title>By: rodney dill</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/straight-line-of-the-day-30-states-have-submitted-petitions-to-secede-the-new-country-will-be-called/comment-page-2/#comment-357999</link>
		<dc:creator>rodney dill</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2012 12:46:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&quot;I&#039;ll have a Coke&quot; land]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ll have a Coke&#8221; land</p>
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		<title>By: Canuck Mike</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/straight-line-of-the-day-30-states-have-submitted-petitions-to-secede-the-new-country-will-be-called/comment-page-2/#comment-357877</link>
		<dc:creator>Canuck Mike</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2012 08:07:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bushstonia
The Republic of Doug
Reaganslavia

(Obama&#039;s America) New Albania
(Obama&#039;s America) The Great Wasteland
(Obama&#039;s America) Canada&#039;s Vassal State]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bushstonia<br />
The Republic of Doug<br />
Reaganslavia</p>
<p>(Obama&#8217;s America) New Albania<br />
(Obama&#8217;s America) The Great Wasteland<br />
(Obama&#8217;s America) Canada&#8217;s Vassal State</p>
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		<title>By: Lynk</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/straight-line-of-the-day-30-states-have-submitted-petitions-to-secede-the-new-country-will-be-called/comment-page-2/#comment-357800</link>
		<dc:creator>Lynk</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2012 05:54:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[States ARE their own Sovereign Nations..man if the TV Internet or Iphone doesn&#039;t tell you no matter your education you completely don&#039;t know huh?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>States ARE their own Sovereign Nations..man if the TV Internet or Iphone doesn&#8217;t tell you no matter your education you completely don&#8217;t know huh?</p>
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		<title>By: Lynk</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/straight-line-of-the-day-30-states-have-submitted-petitions-to-secede-the-new-country-will-be-called/comment-page-2/#comment-357798</link>
		<dc:creator>Lynk</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2012 05:51:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[mental midgets....what did they call Georgia or Tajikistan when they Seceded from the USSR? .....]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>mental midgets&#8230;.what did they call Georgia or Tajikistan when they Seceded from the USSR? &#8230;..</p>
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		<title>By: Harvey</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/straight-line-of-the-day-30-states-have-submitted-petitions-to-secede-the-new-country-will-be-called/comment-page-2/#comment-357780</link>
		<dc:creator>Harvey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2012 05:22:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Freelandiahomebravington]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Freelandiahomebravington</p>
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		<title>By: Doug</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/straight-line-of-the-day-30-states-have-submitted-petitions-to-secede-the-new-country-will-be-called/comment-page-2/#comment-357777</link>
		<dc:creator>Doug</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2012 05:20:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[... the new country will be called, &quot;The New Country&quot;.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230; the new country will be called, &#8220;The New Country&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>By: CaptMidnight</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/straight-line-of-the-day-30-states-have-submitted-petitions-to-secede-the-new-country-will-be-called/comment-page-2/#comment-357728</link>
		<dc:creator>CaptMidnight</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2012 03:48:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Conservative Republic of American People.  CRAP]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Conservative Republic of American People.  CRAP</p>
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		<title>By: CaptMidnight</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/straight-line-of-the-day-30-states-have-submitted-petitions-to-secede-the-new-country-will-be-called/comment-page-2/#comment-357725</link>
		<dc:creator>CaptMidnight</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2012 03:45:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Confederate States of America.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Confederate States of America.</p>
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		<title>By: Tau Dades</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/straight-line-of-the-day-30-states-have-submitted-petitions-to-secede-the-new-country-will-be-called/comment-page-2/#comment-357717</link>
		<dc:creator>Tau Dades</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2012 03:29:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The People&#039;s Republic of America... but they might confuse it for Lefty Land (old America)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The People&#8217;s Republic of America&#8230; but they might confuse it for Lefty Land (old America)</p>
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		<title>By: phreshone</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/straight-line-of-the-day-30-states-have-submitted-petitions-to-secede-the-new-country-will-be-called/comment-page-2/#comment-357691</link>
		<dc:creator>phreshone</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2012 02:20:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Winchester]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Winchester</p>
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		<title>By: phreshone</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/straight-line-of-the-day-30-states-have-submitted-petitions-to-secede-the-new-country-will-be-called/comment-page-2/#comment-357689</link>
		<dc:creator>phreshone</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2012 02:17:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Flyoverlandia... if you dare]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Flyoverlandia&#8230; if you dare</p>
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		<title>By: phreshone</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/straight-line-of-the-day-30-states-have-submitted-petitions-to-secede-the-new-country-will-be-called/comment-page-2/#comment-357688</link>
		<dc:creator>phreshone</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2012 02:16:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[New Original America...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>New Original America&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Ira</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/straight-line-of-the-day-30-states-have-submitted-petitions-to-secede-the-new-country-will-be-called/comment-page-2/#comment-357638</link>
		<dc:creator>Ira</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2012 00:38:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Anything we Goddamn want to call it!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Anything we Goddamn want to call it!</p>
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		<title>By: john1v6</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/straight-line-of-the-day-30-states-have-submitted-petitions-to-secede-the-new-country-will-be-called/comment-page-2/#comment-357614</link>
		<dc:creator>john1v6</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2012 23:52:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Home

(Quite frankly, I don&#039;t care what we name it, as long as my home is there)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Home</p>
<p>(Quite frankly, I don&#8217;t care what we name it, as long as my home is there)</p>
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		<title>By: Smock</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/straight-line-of-the-day-30-states-have-submitted-petitions-to-secede-the-new-country-will-be-called/comment-page-2/#comment-357610</link>
		<dc:creator>Smock</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2012 23:36:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[TANSTAFL (There Ain&#039;t No Such Thing As a Free Lunch)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>TANSTAFL (There Ain&#8217;t No Such Thing As a Free Lunch)</p>
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		<title>By: Son of Bob</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/straight-line-of-the-day-30-states-have-submitted-petitions-to-secede-the-new-country-will-be-called/comment-page-2/#comment-357607</link>
		<dc:creator>Son of Bob</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2012 23:31:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bacon...because Muslims won&#039;t come anywhere near Bacon.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bacon&#8230;because Muslims won&#8217;t come anywhere near Bacon.</p>
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