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IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged! — Wed, 21 Nov 2012 01:54:24 +0000

[...] Keln of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to “After declaring bankruptcy, Hostess Bakeries…” [...]

By: Keln

Keln — Wed, 21 Nov 2012 01:27:53 +0000

@ #33 springeraz:

I choose the winners of this, not Harvey. He’s completely off the hook for the contest part of this thing.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Tue, 20 Nov 2012 11:07:15 +0000

#43: teh funneh is HUGE.

By: Bob in Feenicks

Bob in Feenicks — Tue, 20 Nov 2012 04:10:12 +0000

…expressed concern that Michelle’s butt is too big to fail.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Tue, 20 Nov 2012 02:12:03 +0000

@ #40 Thor: Let’s just say, it will make you Yodel.

By: Writer

Writer — Tue, 20 Nov 2012 02:10:01 +0000

…opened “underground bakeries” in California and Colorado selling “under the counter” to marijuana shops.

By: Thor

Thor — Tue, 20 Nov 2012 02:01:27 +0000

@ #21 Apostic: I wasn’t going there. What is understood need not be discussed.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Tue, 20 Nov 2012 01:05:39 +0000

revealed what the mystery cream filling in twinkies really was made of.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 23:53:27 +0000

Seceded from the Unites States of America.

By: Writer

Writer — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 22:15:26 +0000

…moved to Mexico, fired the Unions and reproduced the same products at half the price, but thrice the volume.

By: springeraz

springeraz — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 21:59:00 +0000

The CEO issued a statement which said….
Who will help me make the stuff in the middle?
“Not I” said the progressive doofus who voted for obama
Who will help me mix the twinkie dough?
“Not I” said the “occupy” idiot…
Who will help me bake the twinkies?
“Not I” said the fourth generation welfare queen…
so the CEO did it all himself, and only made enough twinkies for the other people in the country who had a clue….and all those other people starved to death, and were eaten by coyotes. The end.

By: hwy93

hwy93 — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 21:53:35 +0000

…Stated that having seen Obama’s foreign policy, there just wasn’t room in the market for two spongy products wrapped around a squishy core.

By: archangel

archangel — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 20:20:48 +0000

…filed their application to receive a billion dollar grant in exchange for reforming as “hoestess bakeries” and producing green twinkies.
…put out an open letter to mayor bloomberg: “bet you wish you woulda thought of socialized medicine to rid your state of moderate amounts of soda!”
…asked the baker’s union, “how much are your dues now, retards?”
…gave a shout out to tallahasee and offered to sponsor zombieland 2.

By: springeraz

springeraz — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 20:04:47 +0000

@26 Rodney Dill…. “Rahm-Obama-Ding Dongs? .That is the funniest thing I’ve seen in print since Nov 6. If Harvey doesn’t give you this one, something is seriously wrong.

By: Outback Jon

Outback Jon — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 19:51:43 +0000

…realized that they could have been saved by merely rerouting more of their deliveries to Washington and Colorado.

By: plentyobailouts

plentyobailouts — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 19:36:43 +0000

Executives counted their severance bonuses as they chuckled walking past the union slobs that now can’t afford Call of Duty for Christmas. Bwahahahaha

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 19:26:47 +0000

…admitted that no new Ding Dongs had been made since 1956 and were closing because they had run out.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 19:23:49 +0000

…told the union negotiator “You’ve been iced, cupcake”.

…chopped down the Keebler Elves tree.

…had Sara Lee and Dolly Madison plastic wrapped together. Then they had Sara Lee and Dolly Madison.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 19:19:26 +0000

After declaring bankruptcy, Hostess Bakeries…change the wrapper on the finlas loaves of bread to “Wonder Who’s To Blame Bread”.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 19:18:33 +0000

After declaring bankruptcy, Hostess Bakeries…stated that the unions had left them with a Sno-Balls chance in hell of reaching an agreement.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 19:16:10 +0000

sells one brand to the President and the Mayor of Chicago, that will be marketed as Rahm-Obama-Ding-Dongs – The Edsels were unavailable for comment.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 19:07:12 +0000

sold the Ho Ho brand to Jar Jar Binks.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 19:02:04 +0000

After declaring bankruptcy, Hostess Bakeries…issued a statement: “We may not have built this alone, but we sure didn’t close it alone either.”

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 18:59:46 +0000

After declaring bankruptcy, Hostess Bakeries…mused about the irony of the bakers union last statement when rejecting the contract offer, “Let them eat cake”.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 18:56:29 +0000

After declaring bankruptcy, Hostess Bakeries…handed a lump of coal to every union worker.