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By: IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged!

IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged! — Tue, 20 Nov 2012 00:32:28 +0000

[...] Keln of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to “Asked if she were too old to be House Minority Leader, Nancy Pelosi…” [...]

By: 4of7

4of7 — Sat, 17 Nov 2012 10:01:17 +0000

… farted dust.

By: currently

currently — Sat, 17 Nov 2012 05:08:38 +0000

Shut up you ageist. Haven’t you read the 11th amendment!?!

By: CarolyntheMommy

CarolyntheMommy — Sat, 17 Nov 2012 04:26:57 +0000

Explained she’s actually a vampire and then went all sparkly. Then she ate the reporter.

By: Kerkat

Kerkat — Sat, 17 Nov 2012 01:55:48 +0000

…asked him to repeat the question. Her Obamacare dropped coverage on hearing aids and she only has enough spending money for two items: Botox and Cthulhu

By: Bad Science

Bad Science — Sat, 17 Nov 2012 01:55:39 +0000

Asked if She Were Too Old to Be House Minority Leader, Nancy Pelosi…
Was hit by a ray of sunlight and crumbled into a pile of smoldering embers.
Asked if She Were Too Old to Be House Minority Leader, Nancy Pelosi…
Tripped over the clown mallet she used as a gavel back in the day and said “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”

By: archangel

archangel — Sat, 17 Nov 2012 01:10:25 +0000

…died.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Sat, 17 Nov 2012 00:43:36 +0000

said, “I may be old, but my Karl Ruprecht Kroenen knob goes all the way to eleven.”

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 22:26:52 +0000

…said “Too old? Technically no, but if required to still be alive we may have a problem”.

…in an effort to save face, waited until later to eat the guys face.

…whipped off her clothes and said “See those boobs on my back? Do they look like an old womans boobs to you sonny?”

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 21:48:09 +0000

……smote the ground the interviewer was standing on, got on her broomstick and flew away, surrounded by her flying monkey faced liberals.

By: tanstaafl

tanstaafl — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 21:43:53 +0000

mumbled something about a great historical bum

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 21:43:39 +0000

…looked confused and asked “You mean because I’m over 16?”

By: Writer

Writer — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 21:43:17 +0000

…not as long as her plastic surgeon hasn’t retired.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 21:39:29 +0000

replied “Not as long as there’s still Botox”.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 21:37:47 +0000

…decided to start calling herself “Tip”

By: Crabby Old Bat

Crabby Old Bat — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 21:03:29 +0000

@DamnCat # 24: ~~~~~~~~~~~~ (tuna flavored)

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 20:38:27 +0000

…replied “You think I’m old? You should see the painiting of me that I keep hidden in the attic.”

By: tomg51

tomg51 — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 18:50:50 +0000

…I’m 1/16th Cherokee, double the required minority, and I’ll know when it “is a good day to die”

By: Bob in Feenicks

Bob in Feenicks — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 18:30:29 +0000

…said, “Judge me by age, do you? When 800 years you will reach, look as good you will not. Hmmm.”

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 18:30:04 +0000

offered a core sample to show how many ‘rings’ she had.

By: T-dog

T-dog — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 18:29:48 +0000

But I’m not a minority.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 18:28:34 +0000

went off and hid her own Easter eggs.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 18:28:02 +0000

…er ‘fine’ not ‘find’ for #15

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 18:22:45 +0000

said, “I’m not old, I’m chronologically gifted.”

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 18:21:57 +0000

said she’d be find after another sand blasting.