Straight Line of the Day: GM’s Rolling Out a New Electric Car…
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GM’s rolling out a new electric car…
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November 28th, 2012 at 12:04 pm
. . . that is powered by gasoline in cars owned by rich people around you.
November 28th, 2012 at 12:04 pm
It couldn’t be helped, all the ramps were set up downhill.
November 28th, 2012 at 12:06 pm
…because it doesn’t run under its own power.
November 28th, 2012 at 12:11 pm
Called the El Fuego, it has a copper frame–that way even the flames are green.
November 28th, 2012 at 12:12 pm
… but it would be more efficient to cut out the middle man and just power them off of fire extinguishers.
November 28th, 2012 at 12:15 pm
…after you use the door key you tie it to the kite.
November 28th, 2012 at 12:16 pm
…attendees of the unveiling will be provided with long sticks and marshmallows.
November 28th, 2012 at 12:16 pm
which solves the battery life problem, and comes with a 5 mile extension cord, and additional cords are available for a fee, on back order. Only warrantied if you return home the exact same way you left.
November 28th, 2012 at 12:17 pm
…that runs on the same gauge track that Biden’s choo-choo train runs on.
November 28th, 2012 at 12:20 pm
Unfortunately, due to the impending budget sequestration, The U.S. Coast Guard will only be ordering 4,000 of them.
November 28th, 2012 at 12:21 pm
@Dohtimes – Biden’s choo-choo went off the tracks long ago.
November 28th, 2012 at 12:27 pm
… Called the Obummer. It runs on BS and flatulence and can carry one set of golf clubs in its trunk.
November 28th, 2012 at 12:27 pm
…it comes in original, hickory, or mesquite.
November 28th, 2012 at 12:28 pm
. . . that blames its problems on its predecessors.
November 28th, 2012 at 12:54 pm
GM’s rolling out a new electric car…and it has a ninrty-foot Lightning Rod for refueling. It can only travel across country during a hurricane.
November 28th, 2012 at 12:57 pm
In honor of Mr. President, GM announces the new DOLT.
November 28th, 2012 at 12:57 pm
…and now Rita the meter maid works for Con Edison.
November 28th, 2012 at 1:01 pm
that uses fewer D-cells than Michelle’s pleasure toys.
November 28th, 2012 at 1:02 pm
That Obama bought for all his Chicago friends, until he found out is really was electric and not eclectic.
November 28th, 2012 at 1:05 pm
…batteries not included.
November 28th, 2012 at 1:06 pm
It comes with a free charger.
Plymouth says to drive the Charger. It’s a better car.
November 28th, 2012 at 1:07 pm
Which was immensely popular, as with only 1.21 Gigawatts of power it could travel to a time when Obama wasn’t/isn’t President.
November 28th, 2012 at 1:10 pm
Doesn’t it run on 220?
220, 221, whatever it takes.
November 28th, 2012 at 1:11 pm
..because they can’t make Volts fast enough to keep up with demand….
November 28th, 2012 at 1:17 pm
…because “we won”
… because they couldn’t think of anything worse to do with your money…
November 28th, 2012 at 1:22 pm
….when they could of had a V8
November 28th, 2012 at 1:25 pm
could have had
November 28th, 2012 at 1:32 pm
It has an amazing range of (insert your electric cord length here).
November 28th, 2012 at 1:35 pm
…driven by consumer demand. Bwa ha ha ha ha ha!!
November 28th, 2012 at 1:39 pm
Runs on AA batteries! Only 1 foot long! Get one for your kids for Christmas (remote control sold separately).
November 28th, 2012 at 2:14 pm
It is made of material that, when it bursts into flames, only gives off half of the green house gas of a Chevy Volt.
Comes with new options such as an on-board fire suppression system.
November 28th, 2012 at 3:01 pm
…it will only come in pink and will be named “O-Barbie’s Dream Car”.
November 28th, 2012 at 3:16 pm
…where 47% of the battery doesn’t work at all.
November 28th, 2012 at 3:37 pm
This is tough “GM’s rolling out a new electric car…” is both the straight line AND the punchline.
November 28th, 2012 at 3:37 pm
. . . and those in the market for a new automobile are rolling it right back to GM.
November 28th, 2012 at 3:47 pm
… instead of having it’s power output measured in horse power, It will be measured in the more eco friendly hamster power.
… Which employs Dyson Ball technology to allow it to suck more than the Volt
… Available in economy, coupe, and skateboard
November 28th, 2012 at 3:58 pm
… Comes standard with cards in the spokes for that “real car” sound.
November 28th, 2012 at 4:20 pm
…that doesn’t explode upon impact.
November 28th, 2012 at 4:53 pm
…GM loses $100,000 per car sold, but expects to make up the difference in
volumebailouts.November 28th, 2012 at 5:32 pm
…your miles per ton of coal burned to charge the battery may vary.
…the low rider version has the Obama Jesus statue and NaggingWookie alarm whether you want them or not.
…it only comes with an automatic transmission but every time you make a left turn Chris Matthews gets asked if that’s a gear shift in his pocket or is he just glad to see your new car.
November 28th, 2012 at 5:53 pm
GM’s rolling out a new electric car… because it won’t start.
November 28th, 2012 at 6:19 pm
…The Trunk Monkey gets a cattle prod instead of a tire iron.
November 28th, 2012 at 7:00 pm
GM’s rolling out a new electric car…but 17.5 percent of it doesn’t do anything but bitch about how bad management is, moan about how “those damn Japs ruined the American auto industry,” and remind the driver that it gets a 15-minute coffee break every hour.
November 28th, 2012 at 9:56 pm
GM’s Rolling Out a New Electric Car…
Which is charged by Al Gore’s coal burning jet chair -
http://ryskindsketchbook.wordpress.com/2008/07/19/coal-burning-jet-chair/
November 29th, 2012 at 7:14 pm
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