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IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged! — Wed, 14 Nov 2012 00:12:00 +0000

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By: Writer

Writer — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 13:50:41 +0000

Requisitioned a violin.

By: RAML

RAML — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 02:41:15 +0000

claimed stockmarket not fair anyway

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 00:56:44 +0000

@archangel: Thanks archangel, but I have to offer bacon to tanstaafl in #4, (though in that case it wouldn’t be free bacon)

By: Steve H

Steve H — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 00:15:59 +0000

…decided all stocks should be the same (fair) price, minus a modest tax.

By: archangel

archangel — Mon, 12 Nov 2012 23:39:05 +0000

…said, “sounds about right.”
…put his pinky to the corner of his mouth and said, “why make the market go down billions when I can make it go down…trillions.”
…wondered aloud, “what do those numbers mean, anyway?”

(bacon to dill…I’m slightly angry I was here too late)

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Mon, 12 Nov 2012 22:08:26 +0000

received a phone call that Blue Horseshoe no longer loves Anacott Steel.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Mon, 12 Nov 2012 21:41:20 +0000

Huge post-election stock-market plunge. Obama…didn’t take the hint.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Mon, 12 Nov 2012 21:39:23 +0000

Huge post-election stock-market plunge. Obama…attributed it to so many people being busy out buying guns, not watching the market.

By: Bob in Feenicks

Bob in Feenicks — Mon, 12 Nov 2012 21:38:00 +0000

…claimed stock prices were bowing to him.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Mon, 12 Nov 2012 21:36:21 +0000

Huge post-election stock-market plunge. Obama…didn’t notice because he was planning his next vacation.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Mon, 12 Nov 2012 21:35:34 +0000

Huge post-election stock-market plunge. Obama…declared it a good thing because if stock prices go way down…more Americans can buy stocks! (Admit it, that DOES sound like his grasp of economics)

By: Mike

Mike — Mon, 12 Nov 2012 19:50:13 +0000

Kept on fiddling.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Mon, 12 Nov 2012 19:28:24 +0000

just changed his name do Daddy Morebucks.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Mon, 12 Nov 2012 19:26:44 +0000

…rolls a doughnut down a hill and says “Hey, I just named that doughnut ‘America’, now watch me fly”.

…induced me to write the worst joke ever.

By: Bob in Feenicks

Bob in Feenicks — Mon, 12 Nov 2012 19:21:45 +0000

…told the 99% they need to occupy harder.

By: tomg51

tomg51 — Mon, 12 Nov 2012 19:21:34 +0000

…taxes the losses

By: Marc

Marc — Mon, 12 Nov 2012 19:14:20 +0000

…states “I didn’t do that, somebody else made that happen.”

By: CarolyntheMommy

CarolyntheMommy — Mon, 12 Nov 2012 19:05:35 +0000

… immediately tantrumed and screamed, “DON’T THEY KNOW HOW AWESOME I AM?!”

… immediately complained to MSNBC about how racist it is.

By: Son of Bob

Son of Bob — Mon, 12 Nov 2012 18:50:34 +0000

…checks another item off his to-do list.

By: SOYLENT GREEN

SOYLENT GREEN — Mon, 12 Nov 2012 18:34:38 +0000

Appoints new “Market Czar” to outsource all remaining assets…because it’s fair.

By: CarolyntheMommy

CarolyntheMommy — Mon, 12 Nov 2012 18:26:56 +0000

…. laughed maniacally, drummed his fingers together, and said, “It’s all part of my master plan!” No really, he actually did that.

By: Apostic

Apostic — Mon, 12 Nov 2012 18:04:00 +0000

…can, in this one instance, honestly say his presidency is not all “bull.”

By: notacommy

notacommy — Mon, 12 Nov 2012 18:01:11 +0000

Hollywood Hussein creates a new cabinet position.
BHHO appoints Mitt Romney to Secretary of Dog Handler

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Mon, 12 Nov 2012 17:55:29 +0000

…published his advice on how to make a small forturne on Wall Street. — (start with a large one)