Straight Line of the Day: Obama Proposes 6,125 New Regulations. The Craziest One…

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Obama proposes 6,125 new regulations. The craziest one…

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  1. Obama proposes 6,125 new regulations. The craziest one mandates that everyone visiting Graceland must step on Elvis’ blue suede shoes twice: once upon entering and once upon leaving.

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  2. …shouldn’t really be a surprise: “all half black two-term presidents receive right of first refusal as to a third and fourth term”.
    …”says you have to make my bunk. if we were in germany I’d have to make your bunk, but we’re in italy so you have to make mine. it’s regulations.”
    …mandates the creation of the half-black panthers.
    …blames bush for benghazi.
    …requires registering your imao handle in the fbi database.

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  3. …creates the “Barrack H. Obama Presidential Library, featuring the Vice President Joe Biden Children’s Reading Room.”

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  4. …involves a rubber chicken, a can of Crisco and Richard Trumka’s mustache.

    …still don’t know what it is, but Chief Elizabeth Warren claims she can ride it.

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  5. requires you to cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring then fines you for deforestation.

    authorizes requires the IRS to tax all tax refunds.

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  6. Straight Line of the Day: Obama Proposes 6,125 New Regulations. The Craziest One requires a young priest and an old priest.

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  7. #24, how dare you force immigrants to be able to see color in order to gain lawful entry?! That’s suppression!

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  8. …NASA will design new spacesuits to be Muslim compliant and come with artificial gravity enabled prayer rugs.

    …requires Yankee Doodle to arrive via high speed rail.

    …imposes a fine on anyone who serves him a cooked canine when he says “Yo, Dawg”.

    …is that any of his future sons look like him or have a passable resemblance to Trayvon, or be shot.

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  9. Obama proposes 6,125 new regulations. The craziest one…requires that for the next 4 years all male children born in the U.S.A. must be given the middle name Hussein.

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  10. Obama proposes 6,125 new regulations. The craziest one…requires that the Gideons must place a quran alongside every bible they place in hotel rooms.

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  11. …requires hillary pull up her hair and put on some makeup.
    …requires bill clinton’s black book of autobiographers be cross-referenced with petraeus’ for overlap, then given to him in a brown envelope. history won’t write itself!
    …instructs the press to start talking about michelle’s fantastic arms again.
    …declares smoking good for you…but only menthols.

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  12. Obama proposes 6,125 new regulations. The craziest one…requires straight married couples be automatically divorced after twenty-five years. that

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  13. Obama proposes 6,125 new regulations. The craziest one…requires that all reporters who dare to question him be deported.

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  14. requires all americans to have their iq’s surgically reduced to the average of all those who voted for obama

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  15. …limits the total number of federal regulations to 6,124 (effective 12/21/2012), thus creating the paradox that will bring about the end of times.

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