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IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged! — Wed, 14 Nov 2012 23:58:27 +0000

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By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Wed, 14 Nov 2012 20:48:22 +0000

…outlaws the use of toilet paper because it violates the just passed Endangered Feces Act.

By: Mike

Mike — Wed, 14 Nov 2012 08:44:04 +0000

…limits the total number of federal regulations to 6,124 (effective 12/21/2012), thus creating the paradox that will bring about the end of times.

By: Mike

Mike — Wed, 14 Nov 2012 08:39:11 +0000

…specifies that everything bad that happened pre-2001 be Bush’s fault, too.

By: 4of7

4of7 — Wed, 14 Nov 2012 04:14:54 +0000

Orders the tide to recede.
When it doesn’t, blames King Canute.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Wed, 14 Nov 2012 01:02:47 +0000

W.H. Petition Calls for Stripping Citizenship and Exile for Anyone Who Signs Petition to Secede (nevermind, this one's true.)

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 23:14:19 +0000

The Crimson Tide will chant, "ROLL OBAMA ROLL!" at every game.

By: tanstaafl

tanstaafl — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 23:09:38 +0000

requires all americans to have their iq’s surgically reduced to the average of all those who voted for obama

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 23:04:28 +0000

placed a tax on every hour saved during daylight savings time.

By: Bob in Feenicks

Bob in Feenicks — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 22:11:20 +0000

…requires frankfurters to contain at least 20% real dog to be called hot dogs.

By: Writer

Writer — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 21:58:02 +0000

Obama proposes 6,125 new regulations. The craziest one…requires that all reporters who dare to question him be deported.

By: Writer

Writer — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 21:55:02 +0000

Obama proposes 6,125 new regulations. The craziest one…requires straight married couples be automatically divorced after twenty-five years. that

By: archangel

archangel — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 21:54:53 +0000

…requires hillary pull up her hair and put on some makeup.
…requires bill clinton’s black book of autobiographers be cross-referenced with petraeus’ for overlap, then given to him in a brown envelope. history won’t write itself!
…instructs the press to start talking about michelle’s fantastic arms again.
…declares smoking good for you…but only menthols.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 21:26:33 +0000

Obama proposes 6,125 new regulations. The craziest one…requires that the Gideons must place a quran alongside every bible they place in hotel rooms.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 21:21:53 +0000

Obama proposes 6,125 new regulations. The craziest one…requires that for the next 4 years all male children born in the U.S.A. must be given the middle name Hussein.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 19:52:56 +0000

…NASA will design new spacesuits to be Muslim compliant and come with artificial gravity enabled prayer rugs.

…requires Yankee Doodle to arrive via high speed rail.

…imposes a fine on anyone who serves him a cooked canine when he says “Yo, Dawg”.

…is that any of his future sons look like him or have a passable resemblance to Trayvon, or be shot.

By: tomg51

tomg51 — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 19:38:08 +0000

…says the Senate must abide by them! Crazy! Insane! it’ll never work!

By: frogmouth

frogmouth — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 19:33:19 +0000

is going to be passed so you can find out what’s in it.

By: jw

jw — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 19:30:20 +0000

…requires k-y jelly, a gerbil and a tube of superglue.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 19:22:40 +0000

You will be allowed to play “Words with Friends” on the tarmac.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 19:21:20 +0000

After the President finishes speaking everyone present will need to give him a “Harumph!”

By: CarolyntheMommy

CarolyntheMommy — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 19:13:26 +0000

#24, how dare you force immigrants to be able to see color in order to gain lawful entry?! That’s suppression!

By: CarolyntheMommy

CarolyntheMommy — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 19:12:37 +0000

If you want your bread ration, you must first do the Truffle Shuffle.

By: Rayfan87

Rayfan87 — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 19:02:00 +0000

$10million to buy ZF-1′s to arm the Mexican cartels.

By: Chip

Chip — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 19:01:13 +0000

Straight Line of the Day: Obama Proposes 6,125 New Regulations. The Craziest One requires a young priest and an old priest.