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By: IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged!

IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged! — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 00:27:46 +0000

[...] Keln of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to “Obama’s new Defense Secretary…” [...]

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Thu, 15 Nov 2012 12:49:45 +0000

…has not been announced, but I know who it is. Can you keep a secret?
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So can I.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Thu, 15 Nov 2012 12:48:28 +0000

…Don’t ask, don’t tell.

By: Harvey

Harvey — Thu, 15 Nov 2012 03:10:44 +0000

…was found strangled in an alley with a note pinned to his chest that said, “I, Donald Rumsfeld, strangled this man”.

DC police are baffled.

By: Mike

Mike — Thu, 15 Nov 2012 01:17:50 +0000

…will propose settling international differences over pints of ice cream and reruns of the Gilmore Girls.

By: Maxamillian

Maxamillian — Thu, 15 Nov 2012 00:56:46 +0000

Wait! We have a Secretary of Defense? When did this happen?

By: Steve H

Steve H — Wed, 14 Nov 2012 23:46:41 +0000

…will be the former Defensive coach for the Detroit Lions (unless he can talk a coach from a MORE losing team to take the job).

By: tanstaafl

tanstaafl — Wed, 14 Nov 2012 21:47:26 +0000

can finally court-martial himself, as he deserves.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Wed, 14 Nov 2012 21:47:13 +0000

…will demand of troops not to open fire “until you see the whites of their skins”.

…must take up Obama’s line in the sand attitude towards Iran, but first must decide if army faces east or west of Phoenix Arizona.

…should know that as much as Obama likes dog for dinner, every now and then he orders up a sacrificial lamb.

By: zzyzx

zzyzx — Wed, 14 Nov 2012 20:41:56 +0000

…is a complete insult to any American who has ever served, or is serving, or plans to serve in the armed forces of this country. However he is the perfect man to carry out the coming dismantling of the nations armed forces.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Wed, 14 Nov 2012 20:16:24 +0000

…like all Obama secretaries, must take dictation, but in this case from foreign dictators.

…will have to know a drone attack from an Obama speech.

By: Bob in Feenicks

Bob in Feenicks — Wed, 14 Nov 2012 19:18:19 +0000

…has to be small enough to fit under the bus when the time comes.

By: TheHat

TheHat — Wed, 14 Nov 2012 19:17:08 +0000

… will be the last human actualy (pretending to be) engaged in defense of this nation as the military will have been eliminated by now.

… is just another Useless Intellectually Lazy Liberal raping the American taxpayer.

By: plentyobailouts

plentyobailouts — Wed, 14 Nov 2012 19:08:44 +0000

Obama’s new Defense Secretary’s.. mother was a homosexual’s hamster and his father smelled of elder-barry’s

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Wed, 14 Nov 2012 18:46:29 +0000

…was obviously going to be Paula Broadwell as Obama wanted someone that could blow the hell out of Petraeus.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Wed, 14 Nov 2012 18:44:10 +0000

…was the first person that could beat Obama at two out of three thumbwars.

By: HokieGomer

HokieGomer — Wed, 14 Nov 2012 18:33:52 +0000

…will have a small, quaint Massachusetts town wondering where it’s idiot went.

By: g

Wed, 14 Nov 2012 18:30:41 +0000

… Cindy Sheehan

By: archangel

archangel — Wed, 14 Nov 2012 18:16:11 +0000

…: sarah brady.
…will be black. because if he isn’t that’d be racist. it won’t be a woman, though… lets not get carried away.

By: notacommy

notacommy — Wed, 14 Nov 2012 18:03:21 +0000

I agree with “tedwade73″

it has to be Candy Crowley.

she will make the world safe for FUGLY

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Wed, 14 Nov 2012 17:55:30 +0000

@rodney dill

No chance. Bacon would be offensive to our enemies – can’t have that.

By: DamnCat

DamnCat — Wed, 14 Nov 2012 17:53:34 +0000

…is indefensible.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Wed, 14 Nov 2012 17:50:02 +0000

Will officially move to replace bayonets with baconettes as part of the military’s weaponry

By: Crabby Old Bat

Crabby Old Bat — Wed, 14 Nov 2012 17:35:49 +0000

. . . has vowed to keep the world safe from rogue YouTube video producers, even if it means hiring thousands of new government workers to scour the Internet 24-7 for offensive content.

By: Marc

Marc — Wed, 14 Nov 2012 17:28:03 +0000

is Hashim Nzinga, leader of the New Black Panther Party, following a recommendation from Eric Holder.