Straight Line of the Day: President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if…

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President Obama agreed to cut spending if…

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  1. …if all the assets and resources of everyone are placed into a communal pool and then large group farms are formed and…wait, what?

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  2. …the Mayans were right.

    …dogs weren’t so tasty.

    …Michelle lost weight.

    …Chris Matthews would stop calling him.

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  3. …they start minting coins in smaller than one cent denominations.

    …the Republicans agree to stop breathing.

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  4. …. you bring him the broomstick of the Wicked Witch of the West (and hey – Pelosi’s office isn’t far….)

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  5. President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… Paul Ryan isn’t allowed within 1,000 yards of the budget he’s going to submit to Congress.

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  6. President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… he can use Joe Biden for a hand puppet during his State of the Union Address.

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  7. …they had dognapped Bo instead of Wookienapped Michelle.

    …we can wait unil he spends all the new twenty trillion dollar bills that just arrived from Kinko’s.

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  8. President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… Congress agrees to declare him the last natural wonder of the world.

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  9. President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… Steven Chu would make John Boehner disappear as fast the green energy initiative money.

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  10. President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… the Republicans will stop referring to his public speeches as the “Man-gina Monologues.”

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  11. President Obama agreed to cut spending if…his staff could no longer find ANY way to blame it on the Republicans.

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  12. President Obama agreed to cut spending if…Democrats grew up and took responsabilty for their “life choices”.

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  13. President Obama agreed to cut spending if…the 22nd Ammendment to the Constitution of the United States of America is repealed, so that he can run forever !

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  14. President Obama agreed to cut spending if…or when, every millionaire has moved his money out of this country.

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  15. …enough voters realize that the government is spending stolen money, borrowed money and magic money that The Federal Reserve discovered flying out of a unicorn’s butt. He couldn’t say it with a straight face though.

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