Straight Line of the Day: President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if…
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President Obama agreed to cut spending if…
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November 30th, 2012 at 12:04 pm
by “cut” you mean “increase exponentially”.
November 30th, 2012 at 12:06 pm
…the sun rises in the west.
November 30th, 2012 at 12:06 pm
…he could be emperor for life.
November 30th, 2012 at 12:17 pm
he won…. (of course it was just a lie)
November 30th, 2012 at 12:17 pm
…the snow gets 6 inches deep…in HELL!!!
November 30th, 2012 at 12:17 pm
…a monkey flew out of Joey’s butt.
November 30th, 2012 at 12:18 pm
…uhhhhhhhhh…???
November 30th, 2012 at 12:21 pm
…the Republicans would take the “C” out of “truck” and the “F” out of “way.”
November 30th, 2012 at 12:26 pm
President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… he runs out of OPiuM (OPM -Other People’s Money)
November 30th, 2012 at 12:37 pm
…Boehner could answer he these riddles three.
November 30th, 2012 at 12:41 pm
…if all the assets and resources of everyone are placed into a communal pool and then large group farms are formed and…wait, what?
November 30th, 2012 at 12:42 pm
… given control of all the 401-k’s and IRA’s he promised not to spend them.
November 30th, 2012 at 12:42 pm
…the Mayans were right.
…dogs weren’t so tasty.
…Michelle lost weight.
…Chris Matthews would stop calling him.
November 30th, 2012 at 12:49 pm
…another flock of pigs tried to nest on the White House lawn.
November 30th, 2012 at 12:51 pm
… Congress passed a law to allow him to rule by edict.
November 30th, 2012 at 12:52 pm
…Republicans let him take a look to see what’s in that bucket they’re carrying.
November 30th, 2012 at 12:53 pm
… the Constitution was found unconstitutional.
November 30th, 2012 at 12:55 pm
…they start minting coins in smaller than one cent denominations.
…the Republicans agree to stop breathing.
November 30th, 2012 at 1:14 pm
all economic resources were redistributed according to his wishes.
November 30th, 2012 at 1:24 pm
…they cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with…A HERRING!
November 30th, 2012 at 1:25 pm
…. you bring him the broomstick of the Wicked Witch of the West (and hey – Pelosi’s office isn’t far….)
November 30th, 2012 at 1:31 pm
…the Republican leadership agreed to comb out his Wookie.
November 30th, 2012 at 1:40 pm
…the Chinese stop lending
November 30th, 2012 at 1:41 pm
President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… The U.S. converts to Yap’s Rai currency.
November 30th, 2012 at 1:43 pm
President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… someone would bring him a shrubbery.
November 30th, 2012 at 1:44 pm
President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… Boehner would stop crying.
November 30th, 2012 at 1:44 pm
… Saul Alinsky, Bill Ayers, or George Soros tells him to.
November 30th, 2012 at 2:03 pm
…Boehner changes his name to “Spending.”
November 30th, 2012 at 2:07 pm
President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… the Republicans agree that Bizzaro World rules apply.
November 30th, 2012 at 2:08 pm
President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… Harry Reid gives up children.
November 30th, 2012 at 2:10 pm
President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… Joe Biden can stop putting his foot in his mouth.
November 30th, 2012 at 2:10 pm
President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… SEAL Team 6 officially credits him with killing Bin Laden.
November 30th, 2012 at 2:14 pm
President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… Paul Ryan isn’t allowed within 1,000 yards of the budget he’s going to submit to Congress.
November 30th, 2012 at 2:16 pm
President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… he can use Joe Biden for a hand puppet during his State of the Union Address.
November 30th, 2012 at 2:18 pm
…they had dognapped Bo instead of Wookienapped Michelle.
…we can wait unil he spends all the new twenty trillion dollar bills that just arrived from Kinko’s.
November 30th, 2012 at 2:24 pm
President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if…John Boehner’s family dog will stop looking so damn tasty.
November 30th, 2012 at 2:29 pm
President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… Congress agrees to declare him the last natural wonder of the world.
November 30th, 2012 at 2:54 pm
Republicans prayed in his direction five times a day.
November 30th, 2012 at 4:02 pm
If Michelle weighs the same as a duck!
November 30th, 2012 at 8:59 pm
President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… Steven Chu would make John Boehner disappear as fast the green energy initiative money.
November 30th, 2012 at 9:03 pm
President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… the Secret Service will agree to give up hookers.
November 30th, 2012 at 9:07 pm
President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… the Republicans will stop referring to his public speeches as the “Man-gina Monologues.”
November 30th, 2012 at 9:32 pm
President Obama agreed to cut spending if…his staff could no longer find ANY way to blame it on the Republicans.
November 30th, 2012 at 9:34 pm
President Obama agreed to cut spending if…Democrats grew up and took responsabilty for their “life choices”.
November 30th, 2012 at 9:38 pm
President Obama agreed to cut spending if…the 22nd Ammendment to the Constitution of the United States of America is repealed, so that he can run forever !
November 30th, 2012 at 9:40 pm
President Obama agreed to cut spending if…or when, every millionaire has moved his money out of this country.
December 1st, 2012 at 5:23 am
he is given the deed to the universe.
December 1st, 2012 at 2:25 pm
…enough voters realize that the government is spending stolen money, borrowed money and magic money that The Federal Reserve discovered flying out of a unicorn’s butt. He couldn’t say it with a straight face though.
December 1st, 2012 at 5:48 pm
…the House of Reps would sign over the Budget to him.
December 1st, 2012 at 6:49 pm
If the Mayan turn out to be right.
December 3rd, 2012 at 7:28 pm
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