Straight Line of the Day: President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if…

Posted on November 30, 2012 12:00 pm

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President Obama agreed to cut spending if…

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51 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if…”

  1. Tom Wright says:

    by “cut” you mean “increase exponentially”.

  2. DamnCat says:

    …the sun rises in the west.

  3. jw says:

    …he could be emperor for life.

  4. rodney dill says:

    he won…. (of course it was just a lie)

  5. FormerHostage says:

    …the snow gets 6 inches deep…in HELL!!!

  6. FormerHostage says:

    …a monkey flew out of Joey’s butt.

  7. FormerHostage says:

    …uhhhhhhhhh…???

  8. rodney dill says:

    …the Republicans would take the “C” out of “truck” and the “F” out of “way.”

  9. rodney dill says:

    President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… he runs out of OPiuM (OPM -Other People’s Money)

  10. Eric Praline says:

    …Boehner could answer he these riddles three.

  11. Glowing moon cheese says:

    …if all the assets and resources of everyone are placed into a communal pool and then large group farms are formed and…wait, what?

  12. g says:

    … given control of all the 401-k’s and IRA’s he promised not to spend them.

  13. Genghis Khen says:

    …the Mayans were right.

    …dogs weren’t so tasty.

    …Michelle lost weight.

    …Chris Matthews would stop calling him.

  14. Writer says:

    …another flock of pigs tried to nest on the White House lawn.

  15. Writer says:

    … Congress passed a law to allow him to rule by edict.

  16. Eric Praline says:

    …Republicans let him take a look to see what’s in that bucket they’re carrying.

  17. Writer says:

    … the Constitution was found unconstitutional.

  18. Dohtimes says:

    …they start minting coins in smaller than one cent denominations.

    …the Republicans agree to stop breathing.

  19. rodney dill says:

    all economic resources were redistributed according to his wishes.

  20. HokieGomer says:

    …they cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with…A HERRING!

  21. CarolyntheMommy says:

    …. you bring him the broomstick of the Wicked Witch of the West (and hey – Pelosi’s office isn’t far….)

  22. HokieGomer says:

    …the Republican leadership agreed to comb out his Wookie.

  23. rodney dill says:

    …the Chinese stop lending

  24. rodney dill says:

    President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… The U.S. converts to Yap’s Rai currency.

  25. rodney dill says:

    President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… someone would bring him a shrubbery.

  26. rodney dill says:

    President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… Boehner would stop crying.

  27. AT says:

    … Saul Alinsky, Bill Ayers, or George Soros tells him to.

  28. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …Boehner changes his name to “Spending.”

  29. Manolo says:

    President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… the Republicans agree that Bizzaro World rules apply.

  30. Manolo says:

    President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… Harry Reid gives up children.

  31. Manolo says:

    President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… Joe Biden can stop putting his foot in his mouth.

  32. Manolo says:

    President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… SEAL Team 6 officially credits him with killing Bin Laden.

  33. Manolo says:

    President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… Paul Ryan isn’t allowed within 1,000 yards of the budget he’s going to submit to Congress.

  34. Manolo says:

    President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… he can use Joe Biden for a hand puppet during his State of the Union Address.

  35. Dohtimes says:

    …they had dognapped Bo instead of Wookienapped Michelle.

    …we can wait unil he spends all the new twenty trillion dollar bills that just arrived from Kinko’s.

  36. Manolo says:

    President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if…John Boehner’s family dog will stop looking so damn tasty.

  37. Manolo says:

    President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… Congress agrees to declare him the last natural wonder of the world.

  38. Alucard says:

    Republicans prayed in his direction five times a day.

  39. Matt Musson says:

    If Michelle weighs the same as a duck!

  40. Manolo says:

    President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… Steven Chu would make John Boehner disappear as fast the green energy initiative money.

  41. Manolo says:

    President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… the Secret Service will agree to give up hookers.

  42. Manolo says:

    President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… the Republicans will stop referring to his public speeches as the “Man-gina Monologues.”

  43. CTCompromise says:

    President Obama agreed to cut spending if…his staff could no longer find ANY way to blame it on the Republicans.

  44. CTCompromise says:

    President Obama agreed to cut spending if…Democrats grew up and took responsabilty for their “life choices”.

  45. CTCompromise says:

    President Obama agreed to cut spending if…the 22nd Ammendment to the Constitution of the United States of America is repealed, so that he can run forever !

  46. CTCompromise says:

    President Obama agreed to cut spending if…or when, every millionaire has moved his money out of this country.

  47. tanstaafl says:

    he is given the deed to the universe.

  48. Dohtimes says:

    …enough voters realize that the government is spending stolen money, borrowed money and magic money that The Federal Reserve discovered flying out of a unicorn’s butt. He couldn’t say it with a straight face though.

  49. Writer says:

    …the House of Reps would sign over the Budget to him.

  50. John B says:

    If the Mayan turn out to be right.

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