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		<title>By: IMAO &#187; Blog Archive &#187; You&#8217;ve Been Judged!</title>
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		<dc:creator>IMAO &#187; Blog Archive &#187; You&#8217;ve Been Judged!</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2012 00:28:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[...] Keln of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to &#8220;President Obama agreed to cut spending if&#8230;&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>By: John B</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/straight-line-of-the-day-president-obama-agreed-to-cut-spending-if/comment-page-1/#comment-365059</link>
		<dc:creator>John B</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Dec 2012 23:49:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If the Mayan turn out to be right.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If the Mayan turn out to be right.</p>
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		<title>By: Writer</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/straight-line-of-the-day-president-obama-agreed-to-cut-spending-if/comment-page-1/#comment-365037</link>
		<dc:creator>Writer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Dec 2012 22:48:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[...the House of Reps would sign over the Budget to him.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;the House of Reps would sign over the Budget to him.</p>
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		<title>By: Dohtimes</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/straight-line-of-the-day-president-obama-agreed-to-cut-spending-if/comment-page-1/#comment-364985</link>
		<dc:creator>Dohtimes</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Dec 2012 19:25:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[...enough voters realize that the government is spending stolen money, borrowed money and magic money that The Federal Reserve discovered flying out of a unicorn&#039;s butt. He couldn&#039;t say it with a straight face though.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;enough voters realize that the government is spending stolen money, borrowed money and magic money that The Federal Reserve discovered flying out of a unicorn&#8217;s butt. He couldn&#8217;t say it with a straight face though.</p>
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		<title>By: tanstaafl</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/straight-line-of-the-day-president-obama-agreed-to-cut-spending-if/comment-page-1/#comment-364883</link>
		<dc:creator>tanstaafl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Dec 2012 10:23:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[he is given the deed to the universe.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>he is given the deed to the universe.</p>
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		<title>By: CTCompromise</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/straight-line-of-the-day-president-obama-agreed-to-cut-spending-if/comment-page-1/#comment-364732</link>
		<dc:creator>CTCompromise</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Dec 2012 02:40:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[President Obama agreed to cut spending if…or when, every millionaire has moved his money out of this country.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>President Obama agreed to cut spending if…or when, every millionaire has moved his money out of this country.</p>
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		<title>By: CTCompromise</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/straight-line-of-the-day-president-obama-agreed-to-cut-spending-if/comment-page-1/#comment-364731</link>
		<dc:creator>CTCompromise</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Dec 2012 02:38:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[President Obama agreed to cut spending if…the 22nd Ammendment to the Constitution of the United States of America is repealed, so that he can run forever !]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>President Obama agreed to cut spending if…the 22nd Ammendment to the Constitution of the United States of America is repealed, so that he can run forever !</p>
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		<title>By: CTCompromise</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/straight-line-of-the-day-president-obama-agreed-to-cut-spending-if/comment-page-1/#comment-364729</link>
		<dc:creator>CTCompromise</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Dec 2012 02:34:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[President Obama agreed to cut spending if…Democrats grew up and took responsabilty for their &quot;life choices&quot;.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>President Obama agreed to cut spending if…Democrats grew up and took responsabilty for their &#8220;life choices&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>By: CTCompromise</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/straight-line-of-the-day-president-obama-agreed-to-cut-spending-if/comment-page-1/#comment-364728</link>
		<dc:creator>CTCompromise</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Dec 2012 02:32:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[President Obama agreed to cut spending if…his staff could no longer find ANY way to blame it on the Republicans.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>President Obama agreed to cut spending if…his staff could no longer find ANY way to blame it on the Republicans.</p>
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		<title>By: Manolo</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/straight-line-of-the-day-president-obama-agreed-to-cut-spending-if/comment-page-1/#comment-364721</link>
		<dc:creator>Manolo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Dec 2012 02:07:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… the Republicans will stop referring to his public speeches as the &quot;Man-gina Monologues.&quot;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… the Republicans will stop referring to his public speeches as the &#8220;Man-gina Monologues.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Manolo</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/straight-line-of-the-day-president-obama-agreed-to-cut-spending-if/comment-page-1/#comment-364720</link>
		<dc:creator>Manolo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Dec 2012 02:03:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… the Secret Service will agree to give up hookers.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… the Secret Service will agree to give up hookers.</p>
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		<title>By: Manolo</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/straight-line-of-the-day-president-obama-agreed-to-cut-spending-if/comment-page-1/#comment-364716</link>
		<dc:creator>Manolo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Dec 2012 01:59:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… Steven Chu would make John Boehner disappear as fast the green energy initiative money.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… Steven Chu would make John Boehner disappear as fast the green energy initiative money.</p>
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		<title>By: Matt Musson</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/straight-line-of-the-day-president-obama-agreed-to-cut-spending-if/comment-page-1/#comment-364643</link>
		<dc:creator>Matt Musson</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2012 21:02:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If Michelle weighs the same as a duck!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If Michelle weighs the same as a duck!</p>
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		<title>By: Alucard</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/straight-line-of-the-day-president-obama-agreed-to-cut-spending-if/comment-page-1/#comment-364629</link>
		<dc:creator>Alucard</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2012 19:54:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Republicans prayed in his direction five times a day.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Republicans prayed in his direction five times a day.</p>
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		<title>By: Manolo</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/straight-line-of-the-day-president-obama-agreed-to-cut-spending-if/comment-page-1/#comment-364611</link>
		<dc:creator>Manolo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2012 19:29:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… Congress agrees to declare him the last natural wonder of the world.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… Congress agrees to declare him the last natural wonder of the world.</p>
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		<title>By: Manolo</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/straight-line-of-the-day-president-obama-agreed-to-cut-spending-if/comment-page-1/#comment-364606</link>
		<dc:creator>Manolo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2012 19:24:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if…John Boehner&#039;s family dog will stop looking so damn tasty.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if…John Boehner&#8217;s family dog will stop looking so damn tasty.</p>
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		<title>By: Dohtimes</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/straight-line-of-the-day-president-obama-agreed-to-cut-spending-if/comment-page-1/#comment-364600</link>
		<dc:creator>Dohtimes</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2012 19:18:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[...they had dognapped Bo instead of Wookienapped Michelle.

...we can wait unil he spends all the new twenty trillion dollar bills that just arrived from Kinko&#039;s.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;they had dognapped Bo instead of Wookienapped Michelle.</p>
<p>&#8230;we can wait unil he spends all the new twenty trillion dollar bills that just arrived from Kinko&#8217;s.</p>
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		<title>By: Manolo</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/straight-line-of-the-day-president-obama-agreed-to-cut-spending-if/comment-page-1/#comment-364598</link>
		<dc:creator>Manolo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2012 19:16:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… he can use Joe Biden for a hand puppet during his State of the Union Address.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… he can use Joe Biden for a hand puppet during his State of the Union Address.</p>
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		<title>By: Manolo</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/straight-line-of-the-day-president-obama-agreed-to-cut-spending-if/comment-page-1/#comment-364597</link>
		<dc:creator>Manolo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2012 19:14:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… Paul Ryan isn&#039;t allowed within 1,000 yards of the budget he&#039;s going to submit to Congress.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… Paul Ryan isn&#8217;t allowed within 1,000 yards of the budget he&#8217;s going to submit to Congress.</p>
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		<title>By: Manolo</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/straight-line-of-the-day-president-obama-agreed-to-cut-spending-if/comment-page-1/#comment-364595</link>
		<dc:creator>Manolo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2012 19:10:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… SEAL Team 6 officially credits him with killing Bin Laden.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… SEAL Team 6 officially credits him with killing Bin Laden.</p>
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		<title>By: Manolo</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/straight-line-of-the-day-president-obama-agreed-to-cut-spending-if/comment-page-1/#comment-364594</link>
		<dc:creator>Manolo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2012 19:10:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… Joe Biden can stop putting his foot in his mouth.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… Joe Biden can stop putting his foot in his mouth.</p>
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		<title>By: Manolo</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/straight-line-of-the-day-president-obama-agreed-to-cut-spending-if/comment-page-1/#comment-364592</link>
		<dc:creator>Manolo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2012 19:08:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… Harry Reid gives up children.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… Harry Reid gives up children.</p>
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		<title>By: Manolo</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/straight-line-of-the-day-president-obama-agreed-to-cut-spending-if/comment-page-1/#comment-364591</link>
		<dc:creator>Manolo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2012 19:07:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… the Republicans agree that Bizzaro World rules apply.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… the Republicans agree that Bizzaro World rules apply.</p>
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		<title>By: Bob in Feenicks</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/straight-line-of-the-day-president-obama-agreed-to-cut-spending-if/comment-page-1/#comment-364585</link>
		<dc:creator>Bob in Feenicks</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2012 19:03:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[...Boehner changes his name to &quot;Spending.&quot;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;Boehner changes his name to &#8220;Spending.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: AT</title>
		<link>http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/straight-line-of-the-day-president-obama-agreed-to-cut-spending-if/comment-page-1/#comment-364571</link>
		<dc:creator>AT</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2012 18:44:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[... Saul Alinsky, Bill Ayers, or George Soros tells him to.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230; Saul Alinsky, Bill Ayers, or George Soros tells him to.</p>
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