Straight Line of the Day: The Most Surprising Thing in the Bin Laden Movie ‘Zero Dark Thirty’…

Posted on November 27, 2012 12:00 pm

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The most surprising thing in the Bin Laden movie ‘Zero Dark Thirty’…

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71 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: The Most Surprising Thing in the Bin Laden Movie ‘Zero Dark Thirty’…”

  1. CTCompromise says:

    “The most surprising thing in the Bin Laden movie ‘Zero Dark Thirty’…was the disclaimer at the end that “No animals were hurt in the filming of this movie”.

  2. CTCompromise says:

    The most surprising thing in the Bin Laden movie ‘Zero Dark Thirty’…was that all the weapons used were donated through the Fast & Furious program.

  3. CTCompromise says:

    The most surprising thing in the Bin Laden movie ‘Zero Dark Thirty’…is when Obama and Biden change into their Superhero costumes while sliding down their poles into the Bat Cave…er, War Room.

  4. Manolo says:

    @52: That was good… Oh so gooooooddd….

  5. Writer says:

    The most surprising thing in the Bin Laden movie ‘Zero Dark Thirty’…
    …was when the credits claimed Obama as Director and Producer with the United State as the Financiers.

  6. Manolo says:

    The most surprising thing in the Bin Laden movie ‘Zero Dark Thirty’…was the careful product placement throughout it, like the Colt M-4s, the Beretta 92’s, the ITT Gen4 night vision goggles, the Point Blank Body Armor, Inc. body armor, the Danner combat boots, the….

  7. Manolo says:

    The most surprising thing in the Bin Laden movie ‘Zero Dark Thirty’…was when the SEaLs burst in on Bin Laden and catch him on the toilet with Newsweek’s Obama centerfold and a bottle of hand lotion.

  8. Manolo says:

    The most surprising thing in the Bin Laden movie ‘Zero Dark Thirty’…is that any time one of the actors utters the words “President Obama” the soundtrack punctuates it with audio of Chris Matthews having an orgasm.

  9. Manolo says:

    The most surprising thing in the Bin Laden movie ‘Zero Dark Thirty’…is that the actors actually keep straight faces.

  10. Manolo says:

    The most surprising thing in the Bin Laden movie ‘Zero Dark Thirty’…is the scene where he opens his mail and there’s an invitation from Debbie Wasserman Schultz for him to introduce Obama at the Democratic National Convention.

  11. Manolo says:

    The most surprising thing in the Bin Laden movie ‘Zero Dark Thirty’…is the bedroom scene where Bin Laden’s wife drops her burkha and it’s Candy Crowley.

  12. Manolo says:

    The most surprising thing in the Bin Laden movie ‘Zero Dark Thirty’…was when they searched Bin Laden’s room they found his Katz’s Deli frequent buyer card, four still-warm bagels with whitefish and schmear, and a half-eaten jar of gefilte fish.

  13. CTCompromise says:

    “The most surprising thing in the Bin Laden movie ‘Zero Dark Thirty’…was that somehow Joe Biden was not even a cameo appearance.”

  14. CTCompromise says:

    The most surprising thing in the Bin Laden movie ‘Zero Dark Thirty’…was the police report of Candy Crawley being arrested at a theatre under the “Pee Wee Herman” statute. (‘Gotta’ love equality!)

  15. Terry_Jim says:

    The most surprising thing in the Bin Laden movie ‘Zero Dark Thirty’
    …the Seal Team doesn’t spend the entire trip to Osama’s compound raving and high-fiveing each other about what a ‘Gutsy Call’ Obama made.

  16. Terry_Jim says:

    The Most Surprising Thing in the Bin Laden Movie ‘Zero Dark Thirty’…
    the seal team stopped for a Mango Squishee at the Abbotabad Qwikee Mart
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/31355566@N06/4068901892/sizes/l/in/photostream/
    and carried Osama’s corpse in ‘Weekend At Bernie’s ‘ style.

  17. Terry_Jim says:

    The Most Surprising Thing in the Bin Laden Movie ‘Zero Dark Thirty’…
    Tim Conway was great as the shuffling old man guarding the compound.

  18. Terry_Jim says:

    The Most Surprising Thing in the Bin Laden Movie ‘Zero Dark Thirty’…
    some of Osama’s wives WEREN’T goats.

  19. Matt Musson says:

    When the leader of SEAL Team 6 closed his transmission to the White House with the words, “You’re next.”

  20. Dohtimes says:

    …the scene in the Situation Room where before Obama stands up he grabs a roll of single ply toilet paper and nobody gets fired when his butt gets chafed.

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