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IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged! — Thu, 29 Nov 2012 02:06:57 +0000

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By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 16:39:14 +0000

…the scene in the Situation Room where before Obama stands up he grabs a roll of single ply toilet paper and nobody gets fired when his butt gets chafed.

By: Matt Musson

Matt Musson — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 13:50:15 +0000

When the leader of SEAL Team 6 closed his transmission to the White House with the words, “You’re next.”

By: Terry_Jim

Terry_Jim — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 03:13:34 +0000

The Most Surprising Thing in the Bin Laden Movie ‘Zero Dark Thirty’…
some of Osama’s wives WEREN’T goats.

By: Terry_Jim

Terry_Jim — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 03:05:39 +0000

The Most Surprising Thing in the Bin Laden Movie ‘Zero Dark Thirty’…
Tim Conway was great as the shuffling old man guarding the compound.

By: Terry_Jim

Terry_Jim — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 03:02:50 +0000

The Most Surprising Thing in the Bin Laden Movie ‘Zero Dark Thirty’…
the seal team stopped for a Mango Squishee at the Abbotabad Qwikee Mart
http://www.flickr.com/photos/31355566@N06/4068901892/sizes/l/in/photostream/
and carried Osama’s corpse in ‘Weekend At Bernie’s ‘ style.

By: Terry_Jim

Terry_Jim — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 02:58:00 +0000

The most surprising thing in the Bin Laden movie ‘Zero Dark Thirty’
…the Seal Team doesn’t spend the entire trip to Osama’s compound raving and high-fiveing each other about what a ‘Gutsy Call’ Obama made.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 02:19:10 +0000

The most surprising thing in the Bin Laden movie ‘Zero Dark Thirty’…was the police report of Candy Crawley being arrested at a theatre under the “Pee Wee Herman” statute. (‘Gotta’ love equality!)

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 02:13:32 +0000

“The most surprising thing in the Bin Laden movie ‘Zero Dark Thirty’…was that somehow Joe Biden was not even a cameo appearance.”

By: Manolo

Manolo — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 01:46:31 +0000

The most surprising thing in the Bin Laden movie ‘Zero Dark Thirty’…was when they searched Bin Laden’s room they found his Katz’s Deli frequent buyer card, four still-warm bagels with whitefish and schmear, and a half-eaten jar of gefilte fish.

By: Manolo

Manolo — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 01:30:35 +0000

The most surprising thing in the Bin Laden movie ‘Zero Dark Thirty’…is the bedroom scene where Bin Laden’s wife drops her burkha and it’s Candy Crowley.

By: Manolo

Manolo — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 01:28:14 +0000

The most surprising thing in the Bin Laden movie ‘Zero Dark Thirty’…is the scene where he opens his mail and there’s an invitation from Debbie Wasserman Schultz for him to introduce Obama at the Democratic National Convention.

By: Manolo

Manolo — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 01:24:55 +0000

The most surprising thing in the Bin Laden movie ‘Zero Dark Thirty’…is that the actors actually keep straight faces.

By: Manolo

Manolo — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 01:20:48 +0000

The most surprising thing in the Bin Laden movie ‘Zero Dark Thirty’…is that any time one of the actors utters the words “President Obama” the soundtrack punctuates it with audio of Chris Matthews having an orgasm.

By: Manolo

Manolo — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 01:12:43 +0000

The most surprising thing in the Bin Laden movie ‘Zero Dark Thirty’…was when the SEaLs burst in on Bin Laden and catch him on the toilet with Newsweek’s Obama centerfold and a bottle of hand lotion.

By: Manolo

Manolo — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 01:09:29 +0000

The most surprising thing in the Bin Laden movie ‘Zero Dark Thirty’…was the careful product placement throughout it, like the Colt M-4s, the Beretta 92′s, the ITT Gen4 night vision goggles, the Point Blank Body Armor, Inc. body armor, the Danner combat boots, the….

By: Writer

Writer — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 01:08:57 +0000

The most surprising thing in the Bin Laden movie ‘Zero Dark Thirty’…
…was when the credits claimed Obama as Director and Producer with the United State as the Financiers.

By: Manolo

Manolo — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 01:00:44 +0000

@52: That was good… Oh so gooooooddd….

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 00:35:00 +0000

The most surprising thing in the Bin Laden movie ‘Zero Dark Thirty’…is when Obama and Biden change into their Superhero costumes while sliding down their poles into the Bat Cave…er, War Room.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 00:30:56 +0000

The most surprising thing in the Bin Laden movie ‘Zero Dark Thirty’…was that all the weapons used were donated through the Fast & Furious program.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 00:27:32 +0000

“The most surprising thing in the Bin Laden movie ‘Zero Dark Thirty’…was the disclaimer at the end that “No animals were hurt in the filming of this movie”.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 00:26:28 +0000

“The most surprising thing in the Bin Laden movie ‘Zero Dark Thirty’…was that it was financed entirely by George Soros P.A.C. money

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 00:16:05 +0000

…was using Obama’s name in the title, not sure who Dark and Thirty are though.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 00:10:50 +0000

…was the secret plan hatched to get Obama off the golf course by telling him the raid was the one planned for the ranch outside Crawford Texas.

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 00:06:56 +0000

…was that they found a Marty Feldman lookalike to play Obama, that was not the real Obama!

…was all the time Michelle apparently spends scrapbooking articles about Michelle.

…is that the location of the compound was learned by waterboarding a duck.