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  1. “all the breeds that are good to eat” commemorative plates

    a new star wars character collectible “Michelle” action figure

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  2. Either the Wookie Chemical Depilatory kit, Barack got for Michelle.
    Or the Bo Obama sweater Michelle got for Barack. (It has “Bo Ob”- on the front, and puts the “ama” on the back)

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  3. The new Obama Bow-Flex machine. It doesn’t strengthen any part of you – it just makes you more flexible for easier bowing to foreign despots.

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  4. “Obamonopoly” : Everybody’s money just goes in one big pile on the left of the board.
    The “chance” and “community chest” cards award food stamps, cell phones, cars, etc.
    Which ever player is “The Banker” is the only one who ever goes to jail.
    Whoever has the most properties at the end of the game, loses.

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  5. The weirdest Obama-themed Christmas gift…is a big foam hand to wave in front of people’s faces when photos are being taken.

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  6. is the Obama Life board game where the dice are rolled and all decisions are made for you

    is the WhoVille game where excess heart tissue is confiscated and relabeled as food stamps and welfare

    is the free Obama tree ornament with “present-scan” technology which audits your gifts for tax purposes

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  7. …is the James Clapper Clapper, just clap your hands and the light comes on but James is still in the dark.

    …the Obama Rice Cooker, nothing sticks to the cooker or the rice!!!

    …free Jesus Saves Jobs under picture of Obama tattoos.

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  8. …a nativity set with jamie foxx as a shepherd, bringing bling and bowing to “our lord and savior” baby obama. michelle is the camel.

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  9. … is the Obama Holiday Gift Card – you send in your check; 90% is used to pay government worker Christmas bonuses, 8% goes people you would never personally support, and 2% helps people who really do need and appreciate your kind gift (boy is that 2% ever weird and unexpected..)

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  10. …Tickle Me Biden.

    …A pre-constructed lego set, because you didn’t build that.

    …an Easy Bake Oven large enough to fit a chihuahua.

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  11. … is any Christmas gift because Obama is far too worldly to force Christian beliefs on anyone, you xenophobe.

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