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IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged! — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 01:15:27 +0000

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By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Tue, 27 Nov 2012 19:55:32 +0000

(that one went in the wrong spot)

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Tue, 27 Nov 2012 19:54:32 +0000

The dead are more likely to vote Democratic after the zombies have eaten their brains.

By: 1Richard

1Richard — Tue, 27 Nov 2012 02:10:17 +0000

As if the free “hecho in Mexico” cell phone wasn’t enough?

By: Writer

Writer — Tue, 27 Nov 2012 00:28:47 +0000

The Heated Toilet Seat that plays Obama singing The Star Spangled Banner whenever anyone sits on it.

By: CarolyntheMommy

CarolyntheMommy — Mon, 26 Nov 2012 23:09:41 +0000

… is any Christmas gift because Obama is far too worldly to force Christian beliefs on anyone, you xenophobe.

By: Iowa Jim

Iowa Jim — Mon, 26 Nov 2012 22:36:47 +0000

. . . the do it yourself taxidermy kit (you supply the dog)

By: tanstaafl

tanstaafl — Mon, 26 Nov 2012 21:52:59 +0000

his third autobiography, “to serve man”

By: Bob in Feenicks

Bob in Feenicks — Mon, 26 Nov 2012 21:43:12 +0000

…Tickle Me Biden.

…A pre-constructed lego set, because you didn’t build that.

…an Easy Bake Oven large enough to fit a chihuahua.

By: tomg51

tomg51 — Mon, 26 Nov 2012 21:30:56 +0000

… is the Obama Holiday Gift Card – you send in your check; 90% is used to pay government worker Christmas bonuses, 8% goes people you would never personally support, and 2% helps people who really do need and appreciate your kind gift (boy is that 2% ever weird and unexpected..)

By: archangel

archangel — Mon, 26 Nov 2012 21:05:10 +0000

…a nativity set with jamie foxx as a shepherd, bringing bling and bowing to “our lord and savior” baby obama. michelle is the camel.

By: tomg51

tomg51 — Mon, 26 Nov 2012 19:03:09 +0000

….is the retro gift.. Sandy Berger extra-tall high-capacity socks

By: apostic

apostic — Mon, 26 Nov 2012 18:52:49 +0000

Re rodney dill November 26th, 2012 at 1:29 pm My God, this is doable. Could be more scandalously popular than the Larry Craig Bobblefoot or the Nicole Brown Simpson PEZ dispenser.

By: tomg51

tomg51 — Mon, 26 Nov 2012 18:43:49 +0000

..is the fruit cake from GLBT bakery

By: HokieGomer

HokieGomer — Mon, 26 Nov 2012 18:42:35 +0000

…was the remoulade marinated collar left for Bo under the tree.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Mon, 26 Nov 2012 18:30:51 +0000

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drinking_bird ( My link on the drinking bird didn’t work)

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Mon, 26 Nov 2012 18:30:14 +0000

The Obama No More Tears Boehner Shampoo.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Mon, 26 Nov 2012 18:29:55 +0000

The weirdest Obama-themed Christmas gift…matching family buckets.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Mon, 26 Nov 2012 18:29:37 +0000

Along the lines of the Drinking Bird we have the new Bowing Obama for Christmas. Keeps on bowing to everything and everyone.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Mon, 26 Nov 2012 18:28:50 +0000

The weirdest Obama-themed Christmas gift…an I.O.U. hand signed by the president to your child(ren).

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Mon, 26 Nov 2012 18:25:52 +0000

…The Deficit Hot Potato game….

By: Dohtimes

Dohtimes — Mon, 26 Nov 2012 18:24:44 +0000

…is the James Clapper Clapper, just clap your hands and the light comes on but James is still in the dark.

…the Obama Rice Cooker, nothing sticks to the cooker or the rice!!!

…free Jesus Saves Jobs under picture of Obama tattoos.

By: tomg51

tomg51 — Mon, 26 Nov 2012 18:23:48 +0000

is the Obama Life board game where the dice are rolled and all decisions are made for you

is the WhoVille game where excess heart tissue is confiscated and relabeled as food stamps and welfare

is the free Obama tree ornament with “present-scan” technology which audits your gifts for tax purposes

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Mon, 26 Nov 2012 18:21:26 +0000

The weirdest Obama-themed Christmas gift…is a big foam hand to wave in front of people’s faces when photos are being taken.

By: CTCompromise

CTCompromise — Mon, 26 Nov 2012 18:18:50 +0000

The weirdest Obama-themed Christmas gift…is a DIY birth certificate kit.